Being a web developer has it's perks. For one, since I work from my house, I get to occasionally surf sites like this. It's a little hard to do that from an office, unless of course you work for Brazzers or something. There, it might be required.

But regular offices are different. They expect you to wear pants, keep your desk clean and tend to frown on it when you pull your cock out and just beat off to a picture of some cute bitch like the one to the right. I mention this one because she's been a cum magnet ever since I ran across it. Seriously, that ass is spectacular and whoever gets to fuck her is such a bastard lol 

I sort of forgot what I was originally trying to get at because that picture screwed up my train of thought.

Wait, I remember. Asses.

No, I was talking about surfing sites like this while at work. It's actually helpful in a way. Any code developer, artist, or other creative individual will tell you that you can oftentimes get stuck on something you're working on without a clear way to get unstuck. In my case, I may have to debug a piece of code that is so difficult to do that I'd have an easier time building the Matrix. That's where sites like this help. I simply divert my attention here, bust a nut to this bitch (or someone else, we're not exclusive) which clears my mind and helps the thought pistons start firing again and whalla! Issue fixed. More often than not, that will help get me beyond a frustrated wall of shit.

Despite this, employers are unlikely to start allowing their staff to jerk off in their cubicles. Schools probably won't adopt this philosophy and begin to let their students whip it out and cream the back of the head of whoever is sitting in front of them. Of course, that would have probably helped me in my 12th grade English class since a big knockered hottie sat across from me. She was usually the distraction that kept me from being able to do any work. But she was a stuck up cunt too, so fuck her.

The funny thing is that my wife will occasionally suggest this course of action if she's not available to use (such as being at work/out, cooking, cleaning, that kind of shit). I have friends who have wives and girlfriends that would never suggest that. They act like their guy jacking off is some kind of crime against them. Then again, I have guy friends who act like they've never even touched their own dick, much less jacked off before. As if it's something beneath them. 

Fuck that shit, I'm dumping a nut.

And with that being said, off to continue doing what I do (the PHP code writing, not the jacking off...though that will still probably happen in a few minutes if my wife doesn't get back home first).