Dear young married college professor,

Tell me, have you had the experience of being WANTED by a young attractive student of yours? Did she give you a HARD time? MMM???  Did she make it clear to you that you can HAVE her any way you want? WHENEVER you want??

 I bet you're a good faithful husband, and have resisted all her advances. But now you're here... all horny and probably letting your imagination run wild... 

Anyway, I just thought I would remind you that...

 ...THIS is what you are missing out on:

Just sayin'!