I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right.

Fuckin' is good for you, Jack. Gettin' some pussy beats having a war.

When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, "I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you see any ni**ers?" I said, "No." It said, "Do you know why? 'Cause there aren't any."

When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass upquick! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks likefire!" Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

My father died fucking. He did. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.

I remember white dudes used to come down to the whorehouse. "Do you have any girls who cover you with ice cream?... And little boys to lick it off?" He was the mayor.

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