The answer included a little bit about the man.He said he was unattached and would LOVE to meet my wife.His age was 46.There was also a phone number which I called,halfway expecting to get an answering machine.But he actually picked up himself.

I told him that I got his response and we set up a meeting for that afternoon. I had a brief appointment scheduled near my house so we decided to meet at a funky litte bar not far from my neighborhood. my appointment didn't take as long as I expected,so I arrived about thirty minutes early.As a result,by the time he walked in I was finishing my second vodka tonic.

I knee immediately that this was my guy.He was indeed tall,about six feet five.He was also very big around.He was at least three hundred pounds.He wore a full beard and his brown hair was flecked with grey and it was thinning.He was looking around the bar,obviously searching for someone. I waved him over to my booth.He walked over,we shook hands and exchanged first names.He slid into the booth and looked around the bar."Nice little place" he said. I asked if he had been here before,but he said no,he wasn't a drinker.Good.I wouldn't want to tangle with this guy if he was a mean drunk.

"My wife doesn't drink either" I said.

"What does she do?"

I figured I may as well be honest so I admitted that she really enjoyed smoking a joint now and then. he laughed."Me too"he said.

" it makes me horny though.Does it do the same for your wife?"

"Come to think of it...it kinda does."

"Great. I'll be sure to bring some."

 I started to feel a little excited at the turn of the conversation. We ordered more drinks...another vodka for me and a plain coke for him. He told me that he was divorced,had a grown married daughter and lived alone. I mostly told him the truth.That Lin and I had been married for thirty years,had grown kids too, and it was now just the two of us.

"You said in your note that you were inexperienced.Have you ever had another main the relation before?"

I admitted that we had not. he wanted to know why we were getting into it now,and I told him that my wife had lost some weight and was happier and more confident in her appearance than she had been in years.Also I mentioned the Ionamin pills.They speed up everything,including the sex drive. I headlong wanted to do something like this but I didn't think she was ready until now.

"Does she know that we are meeting today?"

"No," I lied,"I !m  doing this behind her back." I said that just in case she didn't want to go through with it once they met.

"Think she'll be put off by my size? I'm a pretty big guy."

"As a matter of fact,I believe she might like it.She has said many times that skinny guys tend to make her feel like a ton of lard., He seemed to like that. I told him a few things she was interested in so he would know some conversational buttons to push.

He asked what she looked like,so I told him I had brought some pictures of her.They were in my car,so we finished our drinks and headed out. by now I was definitely feeling buzzed from the booze and horny,so I couldn't wait to show this strange man my wife,as though offering her to him.I took the photos out of the glove box and passed him the envelope.As he looked them,he obviously was impressed.

"This is really your wife?"

"Yep,that's Lin."

When he reached the more risqué ones,he actually whistled."Man,this is one good looking woman.Are these pictures recent?"

I assured him that they were and he seemed more than anxious to meet her.We came up with a bullshit cover story asto why he was coming to our house.We would say that we were both involved in a business presentation through a couple of different companies and he was dropping off some paperwork.Sure it was weak,but it would do.

So the arrangements were made.He would be at our house the next night at nine pm.Before he got out of the car he asked to see her pictures one more time.When he got out of the car, I noticed that his pants were sticking out straight. A good sign.