FuckMeFiona is a Niteflirt terror. so smart, and clever, and devilishly sexy. this is my week old report to her - first part. i can post additional parts if there is any interest.

 1/25/14

Dear Miss Fiona -


Thank You for the orders you issued me - i truly feel like a directed and depraved pig today. i SO appreciate how You just hung on me last night and took the rest of my money. i am sure i deserved worse for asking you to indulge my sick, loser, sissy-toilet fantasies.

REPORT:

11pm and 4am - i started my piss jar early so there would be a lot of rancid piss for my bath.

6am - Chores

Miss Fiona, as ordered i dressed in my little panties, bra, and stockings to perform my household chores.

before beginning, i inserted a tampon, and soaked a maxipad with some of the piss from my pissjar.

panties - a pair of black garterhose to start, and then tugged on my tiny white satiny panties - can barely get them on as they are 2 sizes too small for me now, and the pad just makes them even tighter. these panties are very uncomfortable, and to make them moreso, i pulled on a tight black spandex thong to really secure the piss-pad in place, and drive the white panties up my crack.

black sheer cup satin bra, front closure and fits well; i usually stuff the cups with panties, and did so this morning with 2 pairs of satin briefs (yes, granny panties) into each cup.

i added a black halfslip and a short black skirt over that - i have a pair of old mucking boots i wear. i've used them in the past for slop-booting, so even when they are empty they aren't at all clean.

once dressed i applied lipstick, and a ridiculous amount of foundation and blush. and mascara.

Chores were:

laundry - since i wanted to be able to go to the laundry dressed and in makeup, i knew i'd need to get that started first thing. getting dressed took less than an hour, so i was in the laundry room starting a load before 7am. if any of the other tenants in the bldg got the same idea, i'd have to hide under a table covered by a tarp in the back of the storage area. for better or worse, i got in and out unseen... so far as i know.

coffee - made with toilet water. while enjoying my first cup of toilet coffee, i made a playlist of Man Hating, Cuckold, Hard Beatings, Racial Humiliation and Sissy videos to play in the background while i did my chores.

Sweep and vacc all floors. pretreat any stains on the floor with my tongue. mop all floors, and then get on hands and knees to wipe the floors up.

Clean the kitchen counters, do all dishes, and straighten all cabinets. i do a lot of cooking, so there is always a lot to put back in its place, and wipe up.  i give the walls and surfaces, stove, fridge, and cutting boards a spray with a bleach sterilizing solution

Clean the bathroom - all by hand. i use an ecofriendly solution of lemonjuice, apple cider vinegar, white vinegar, and hydrogen peroxide, so that i am able to safely lick any surface that has been sprayed. that means i can use my disgusting shameful mouth to lap, suck, and lick the entire toilet. sink, shower and floors as well. and i give the walls and surfaces a spray with a bleach sterilizing solution.

bedroom - laid out my clothes to put on after my pissbath - an old pair of jeans and a queer little pastel yellow tshirt i got in Florida. VERY easy to see a black bra thru it.

chores were complete by 10:30

PISS BATH
i wanted a warm piss bath, and since i don't have a microwave... i had to heat all that rancid piss in a pot on my stove.

stripped to my panties. knelt in the tub - curtain closed. cooling pisspot in front of me. i used a big kitchen ladle to completely drench myself with hot, stale piss.

my bathroom has a wonderful feature - a fan that blows hot air OUT. warms the bathroom on an icecold day to comfort in 3 minutes. this is what i used to bake the piss grime onto my shameful body, Miss Fiona. i was glazed and piss-frosted within 10 minutes... including my panties, altho the pad still felt very very soaked between my legs.

Breakfast.
once dressed, i checked the mirror. the lipstick had worn off, so i took a tube with me. the blush was still pretty obvious, but since i always have beautiful eyes and long lashes, without eyeshadow it was hard to be sure i was wearing makeup. or so i thought at least. . so, i went out as is the jeans and queer-shirt on under my leather jacket.

it took me 3 tries to find the right dumpster. McD and Wendy's both had theirs locked up. but there is a nearby diner, and the dumpsters are privacy fenced but not locked. sneaking in was too easy, but really completely out in the open. someone saw me walk into the fenced area probably, but in this large strip mall area, no one could have known i had no legitimate reason to be doing so.

the dumpster was filled with bags of garbage. all smelling very sour. i brought a shopping bag - a large tote, pink and flowery, large ziploc bags, and some plastic liquid containers.

i used a very sharp spyderco knife to slash open 6 bags, and pick around it the exposed filthy contents. with an ear out for anyone coming to the garbage, i flicked around in the bags until i found something interesting, then pulled the whole bag out and set it aside. of the six bags, 4 were food garbage, 1 full of personal trash like stuff, and the last from a bathroom - paper towels, used kleenex, a few things like gum in a napkin, some OTC medication scrap, pieces of paper.

i hauled the 2 bags back behind the dumpsters, and immediately got my face down in the one filled with garbage and snorted while looking for something to eat. i had grabbed this one because of the waffle scraps i saw when i cut it open. when i picked it up, the contents shifted, so i was left chewing up pig pieces of pancake, half a patty of sausage, all covered in coffee grounds.

i opened a big ziploc, and used my ugly mouth to transfer more edible garbage to the bag.

then i filled the entire tote bag from the bathroom trash. once done and ready to leave, i rooted around to find a good piece of kleenex, snotty - lipsticked. found one, and gobble it up kneeling and looking at my treasures, feeling so depraved and ...... excited to tell  you (someone, anyone!)

..... more to come if you care for me to do so.

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