I'm your mother's age, but that hasn't stopped me...

...from noticing you at the office party.

...from getting your phone number.

      ...from texting you compliments.

...from texting you a little something dirty..

...from going out on a date with you.

     ...from feeling the growing bulge in your pants beneith the table.

...from inviting you home with me.

 ...from lounging about with no pants on. Just for you. In the middle of the day.

I'm your mother's age, but it hasn't stopped me
from utterly FUCKING-YOUR-BRAINS-OUT.