Bob, the Best Man at the wedding I covered last weekend, looked into my camera and said, with tears in his eyes, "This is the most beautiful wedding I've ever seen. Such a sweet, sweet couple. link using examples I wish them the best and hope they stay together forever." I would have believed him too, if he wasn't wearing a cock-eyed jock strap on his head. Or if he hadn't taken a swing at the groom earlier in the reception, right after downing a half a fifth of Wild Turkey in one long gulp and then professing his eternal lust for his best friend's new bride. After 20 plus years of covering weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, and other such time slaughtering celebrations for my small video business, I must say, this wedding, what I now call the Smith-Davis fiasco of 2013, was the most interesting catastrophe I ever covered