I'm sorry to report that negotiations with my penis have stalled. As soon as I mentioned the big-stiff-dick avatar photo, my penis ran out and hired an agent. Now they are demanding royalties. Their attitude is a bit too cocky, if you ask me. They DID soften a bit when I mentioned the hat (see previous blog entry), but when you're try to persuade your penis to pose for a big-stiff-dick avatar photo, the last thing you want it to do is soften it's postion. It looks like we're sticking with the default jek-off pic until an agreement is reached.

 I dunno, maybe some fine naked ladies could find a way to move this thing along . . . but how?