Hey, people of Imagefap! Thought I'd do up a quick little FAQ to give you guys a better idea of where I'm coming from. If you gots questions, I gots answers!

Q: Why did you start making celebrity captions?

A: With all the quality celebrity fakes floating around, I thought there was a criminal lack of "story" to them. Look, it's (x famous celebrity) and she's naked!

.....and? Why is she naked? Why is she posing for pics at an awards show with cum all over her face? Why is she getting gangbanged by black guys? I wanted to know. So I took it upon myself to fill in the blanks. :)

And it's not just fakes of course, there's plenty of real pics that can easily be warped and twisted into naughtier situations. 

Basically, I do them for myself, but knowing that you people out there are finding them funny, sexy, or both, also gives me a lot of satisfaction. 

Q: Will you do fakes/captions of my girl(s) or this celebrity that I love? 

A: Generally speaking, no. I'm really not interested in doing captions of celebs that I'm not interested in, or girls that I don't know personally. I need to know at least a little about the subjects of my captions, to put them in the right context, so to speak. And if it's just really simple, unimaginative stuff ("I want you to fuck me soooo bad...", or whatever), you can do that yourself.

As for faking, my skills are very limited, so I'm not going to waste my time on girls I don't know or don't know OF. 

Q: Why is _______ a total slut in this caption, but not in this one?

A: I really don't have any interest in making everything consistent. We all have a variety of fantasies and not all of them agree with each other. None of the caps I do necessarily agrees with the others, even if it's the same girl.