-- What's up folks? It's the |A|hx|M|an, bored with too many plans.... --

So let me start by saying, I come from a long line of hoarders, but! I'm an electronic storage hoarder, not one of the god forsaken clutter hoarders. I've got OCD, ADHD, and am massively organized. I've got this thing for building these intricate archives from scratch, and really building massively on them. It's the feeling I get when I am working on one that just seems so damn perfect and serene on long nights of, I'll say it, my adderall friend, running deep. But I'm straying from the point.

About this time, last year, I got sick of losing old porn folders, often times tossing them without notice. My Dad around Christmas gave me a small, non-chalant 300gb external HDD after buying a skid, yes, a skid of assorted devices from some surplus sale. As I backed my computer itself, I was left with a large bulk of empty space, and got an idea. Via hidden, locked folders, and minor program coding I began making an intricate, stacking library of to be filled folders, with no intent of stopping, housing large ammounts of adult entertainment and the like.

Currently, this archive, having no movies, is home to over 25 gb of just images of all kinds from photo to hentai. All legal, approved, and safe, I maintain them and more when I find time to clean/add/organize one of the numerous folders within. I plan on sharing these folders with you, and hope to find more gems to add with time, for the simple reason of stockpiling, lest the appocalypse comes. If you are looking for specifics, just lemme know, and I'll see what I've got!

And before you say it, no, I'm not much of a clepto, or perv, more of an eccentric collector and librarian of digital images and documentation, if you really knew me, you'd understand.

 So please! help me, help you, cause one day you'll die, and then what?