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10 problems of a horny woman (via Fetlife)
1. I probably will turn my boyfriends asexual with how much sex I push on them.
2. I can't go to bed without sexually assaulting my vibrator.
3. Every topic leads somehow to sex.
4. Anywhere. Everywhere. Anytime. NOW. Now?? NOW!!!
5. Infinite orgasms means never actually finishing, unless I am so well-pleasured that I can barely move.
6. Having standards. It makes the whole prospect of "getting some" that much more difficult.
7. Work, School, Sleeping, Being responsible ... They all get in the way of penis entering my vagina.
8. Keeping panties dry ... never happens.
9. Your imaginary sex partner is not real and cannot actually fuck you.
10. Rejection. The shocking realization that, no, the person you want to have sex with doesn't want to have sex with you right now.
I saw that someone had wrote these and thought that I would share them because they are sooooo true and they also fit for a man if you change a few words.
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