On Friday night a friend introduced us to his step-niece, a Bobcats cheerleader.  Luckily for us this high school sweetheart had just a week earlier celebrated her 18th birthday.  With the help of her step-uncle we belatedly help her celebrate her birthday, but instead of 18 candles to blow out we presented her with three dicks to blow.  I hope she enjoyed the frosting on her face as much as she did the frosting on her cake.

On Saturday afternoon while strolling through Penn Square Mall the two of us happened upon a lady with her hands full of Macy's shopping bags.  We struck up a conversation and the next thing you knew we were having a drink at Starbucks.  Melissa was only about 5' but had a nice curvy body with some nice c-cups.  It did not take long to figure out she was revenge-shopping.  Her husband and his buddies had gone to South Bend to watch Oklahoma play Notre Dame.  The 30-something, blonde housewife was feeling a bit neglected.  We sided with her that he was a bastard for not taking her with him.  Melissa ate up the compliments like candy.  Fortunately Melissa let her guard down and we wrangled an invite to her home.  Once in their beautiful home we played the blackmail card threatening to tell her husband she invited two strangers home.  While the Sooners pounded the Irish, Jason and I pounded his wife in the sweet little bedroom they shared.

Gotta love the first full weekend of Fall!