First, some pleasant stuff.  I reached 444 fans today.  That's 2/3 of 666, so I'm not quite diabolic yet, but getting there.

Now, for the stupid stuff that makes me wondr if I'll hang around long enough to get to 666.  I get the stupidest messages sometimes.  How stupid?  Check this out.  I'm withholding the member's name to protect the guilty (and clueless):

1st message I've ever gotten from this guy:  "Do you like anal?"

Okay, simple enough question.  I reply with a simple yes.

2nd message:  "Protection?"

Um.  I write a lengthier reply saying that, yes, I always use protection, until I get into a committed relationship whee we trust each other.  

3rd message:  "Even with anal?"

This is where I lost it.  Okay, fellah.  You've written me three messages, a grand total of eight words over the internet, and you've already managed to piss me off.  Yes, even with anal.  Can you get a disease from anal sex?  Yes, you can.  Ever hear of AIDS, dumbass?  Not to mention the others?  That's why you use protection until you KNOW your lover is free of disease, and they know you are, too.  

I'm hoping he was just asking and being a dummy, and not actually expecting me to say "Oh, your eight words made me so hot, I wanna ride your dick bareback now!!!!!

Seriously, people.