While having sex, one should not....

- Bust out laughing

- Answer your phone

- call them the wrong name

- ask if these are real

- ask if thats as big as it gets

- ask them to call you something silly like "big daddy"

- start doing something weird that you hadnt talked about

- talk about past lovers or ask about their past

- tell them you have an STD

- tell them your spouse will be home any minute

- point out any physical flaws

- ask them if youre the best they have ever had

- compare them to anyone or anything

- do crossword puzzles 

- comment on their room decor