DORA THE EXPLORER

Well Dora arrived yesterday, and Pattie picked her up at the airport like she was a visiting dignitary.  The man can be rather crafty and intelligent when the pressure is on.  Instead of worrying obsessively, and fighting the inevitable, my man (without prompting) decided to embrace his duties to the point of absurdity.

He hired a Limo Service with a fully stocked bar, fresh fruit and all the amenities.  He rented a tuxedo for himself, and met her with flowers as she came off.  (She wasn’t able to get a private flight because of scheduling conflicts, and she hates flying commercial). She told me she wasn’t in a good mood jostling through the crowd, and then she spots what she assumed was the driver, because he was wearing a tuxedo and holding a sign with her name on it.

When she walks over to him, Pattie immediately knelt down; head bowed, and held up flowers to her.  LOL!   The airport is packed, and people stop and stare thinking they are witnessing a marriage proposal.  Cell phone cameras come out everywhere, and then my dear Pattie says in a loud voice; “Welcome Mistress Dora, this worthless slave Pattie would like to extend the greetings of Mistress Lillith, whom I reverentially serve.”  LOL!!

Dora’s face blushes as red as a tomato, and camera’s flash, people all around begin laughing at this impromptu scene.  Lol I’ve never seen Dora blush, I wish I had the video.

Dora’s shock and embarrassment quickly turn to frustration, so she slaps Pattie’s face, and tells him to get the fuck up and take her to the car.  He immediately kisses her feet, and says, “of course Mistress, right away.”  Still blushing furiously at all the attention which has now turned to a roar of laughter for slapping his face, Pattie leads Dora out of the crowd, and to the curb to the waiting Limo.  He opens the door for her, kneels again on the curb and asks for her baggage claim tickets so he can get her luggage.   Still in shock she handed him the tickets without a word.  God I would have loved to have seen that.  (Dora still thinks I set the whole thing up LOL!)

So my man gets her baggage loaded, a daunting task since Dora never travels light.  He’s attending to her every need while the Limo drives to my place, which is a long way from the airport.  Dora calls me, still eying Pattie a little nervously I think.  I doubt Dora ever met a male that eager. Lol!  Thankfully, I’ve only alluded to Dora’s darker side to Pattie, and never told him of some of her nastier exploits.  I doubt he could have pulled it off like that, if I had.  I had promised Dora four hours alone with Pattie at my place, so I had rented a room at a nearby hotel.  I was surfing the web in my room when she called.

Dora starts telling me of her adventure at the airport, and makes sure that this strange man that had been treating her like a queen, really is my Pattie.  I honestly had no idea he was going to do all this stuff, (sneaky little man) but I was laughing so hard as she recounted her experiences, that I had to lay down on the bed.  Once she was sure he was the real deal, and people from Candid Camera weren’t going to suddenly appear, she relaxed a little and became the Dora I know and love.

While we caught up she closed the privacy screen and told Pattie to strip.  To his credit he just said, “Yes Mistress” and did so immediately.  She began inspecting him as she talked with me, telling me of his various faults and virtues.  I heard her say “Whose blushing now Cabrone?”  She examining him like some rock found on the side of the road, sticking her sharp nailed fingers in his mouth and looked at his teeth, all-the-while instructing him on proper brushing technique.   She stuck a couple of those long nailed fingers to the hilt in his ass (without lube or apology), and congratulated him on how tight his ass-pussy was.  Keep in mind she’s doing this while on speaker phone with me, and I can hear him grunt in pain as she pumps his ass with her fingers.

She’s telling me about some mutual friends of ours while making Pattie suck and clean her fingers from the exploration.  I can tell she’s pleased when she examines his cock and balls finding them, as I have, surprisingly robust for a submissive.  I can hear her cooing to him as she cups his ample balls and strokes his cock to hardness.  “You weren’t lying, it’s of a nice size little daughter.”  Suddenly I can hear her smacking him around, and with lots of grunt’s and gasps.  “Oops, not so big now” she said laughing.  I found myself getting a little pissed, worried, jealous maybe?  “Don’t hurt him Dora,” I said with a little too much emotion.  There was a very long pause on the phone; all I could hear was little breathless gasps from Pattie.  I had no idea what she was doing.  The pause seemed to go on forever then Dora said, “Do you really mean that little daughter?”

Dora can always twist me into misery with her words.  It must be a talent.  This time it was me that paused.  “I guess….I guess I do Dora,” I whispered.   Another long pause followed by….“Fine!” she snarled, “But if this Puta bitch is going to steal your heart, his better be MOTHERFUCKING pure!” She practically shouted.  I heard Pattie in the background, suddenly scream in misery, and then I heard another male voice over the intercom,  “Is everything alright back there?” followed by Dora exploding; “YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FUCK! DRIVE THE FUCKING CAR!”  I could hear the intercom go off, and Pattie is panting in pain.  I’m worried sick, and as usual Dora is furious, but completely in control (It really is a talent she has).

“You listen to me little daughter, I love you.  If I really had a daughter I would want her to be you.  It broke my heart when I had to leave and go live in Mexico.  Then I hear about this man-bitch and I think you’ve lost your fucking mind.  I’m going to find out what this Cunt, or Pattie, or what-the-fuck ever is made of, and yes daughter, I am going to hurt him. A lot.! I promised I wouldn’t break your toy, and that’s all,” she said in a rush.

I tried to get a word in, and I think I managed; “but.”  “Shut the fuck up Lil! I know what I’m talking about,” she said, cutting me off.  I heard a loud slap in the background, followed by “What the fuck do you think it means when I hold a cigarette out?  Light it you stupid bitch.” She snarled.  “Listen to me Lil, don’t come out to your house until I call. I want some real talk-time with him, I mean it” she said angrily. 

Everything seemed to be spinning out of control, and I was sick with worry over Pattie, and I was getting pissed off too.

“Dora, if you hurt him I’ll tear your Goddamn tits off you fucking bitch!” I shouted with rage.  I even stood up and kicked over a chair in my hotel room.  Lol!   I was sure she hung up because I didn’t hear anything for a few seconds.  Then I heard her chuckling on the other end.  In a quiet, and almost sad voice she said, “I won’t Lil.  I promise.”  Then she hung up. 

I must have looked like a mad woman.  Panting, staring at the phone and ready to tear out someone’s throat with my naked teeth, and then… Dora goes all ‘heartfelt’ and tells me something like that.  It made me want to cry. What crazy bitches we women are.  Lol!

Needless to say, I’m writing this, so he obviously survived Dora the Explorer’s…exploration.  When I arrived at my house, they both came out to greet me.  Pattie following meekly behind her naked, with his head bowed.  He had a black eye, and I don’t mean a faint little bruise.  I mean a BLACK! Fucking eye.  I started to say something, and she gave me a look that said, we’d talk later, and I gave her a look that said you Goddamned right we are!  I bet you men had no idea women could communicate like that Lol!

But this is all another story I hope to relate to you next week sometime.  I’ve got to get back to work.  It’s time to give Pattie another piercing.  Lol!