I CALLED MY BITCH BOI AT WORK TODAY AND…

…he answered very softly.

“Hello Mistress”, he said in a whisper.

“Hello darling, how’s work today?”  I said loudly and with exaggerated brightness.

“Pretty good, I talked to Rick today about giving me some of his clients.  He’s the guy I was telling you about that’s going to retire.  It looks like he’s going to give me at least three, maybe even four.”  He said in a normal tone.

“That’s wonderful dear!  It sounds like you’re moving up.  I’m so proud of you.”

There was a long pause on the phone, and he said with that endearing “Aww Shucks” humility,

“Thank you Mistress, I just got lucky, I guess.”

“No darling, luck has nothing to do with it.  You’re a sincerely good person, and you care about your clients.  Most importantly you pay attention to detail in everything you do.  I can personally attest to that,” I said with a chuckle.

He didn’t say anything, but I could almost see the glow of embarrassed happiness through the phone.

“By the way darling, why are you whispering?”

A moment of silence went by…”Darling are you still there?”

“Yes Ma’am,” He whispered.

I could hear talking in the background, so I asked sweetly, “Is someone nearby darling?”

“Yes Ma’am.”

“Are they close?”

“Yes Ma’am.”

“Are you embarrassed to be talking with me?” I said with feigned outrage.  (I’m such a sadistic bitch)

“Nnn..No Ma’am.  I love talking with you…it’s just…jus….”he trailed off.

“If you’re not embarrassed, then why are you whispering?” I said with an angry voice.

“I…it’s just…I..”he groaned in a whisper.

“I see.” I said imperiously.  You fear using the term Mistress and Ma’am in front of your….’friends’  Very well, I know you’ll be working late tonight, and planned on going home.  This however will not be the case.  You’ll come straight here instead.   You and I will have a little discussion about proper decorum on the telephone.  I suggest you buy some numbing cream for your ass and back on the way here.  I’m out, and when we’re done with our ‘discussion’ you will need it for the drive back, which will be LATE! Tonight I imagine.”

“Ohh..but, please Mistress I didn’t mean to...I…”  I didn’t let him finish.

“Am I understood Cunt II?” (His current name until he earns a better one). I said it in an angry whisper.

“Ma’am I’m really sorry, please can we...” Again I stopped him.

“AM I UNDERSTOOD!?” I nearly shouted.

A long silence…I could hear some nearby chatter stop suddenly, and I heard a male voice in the background say,  “Is everything alright Matt?” (not his real name).  LOL!

“Yes Mistress expect me at 9:00,” he said like a dying man.

“Very well Cunt II.  Don’t be late,” I warned.

I hung up loudly, and smiled.

I love being a Bitch!