I hate TV.  Why do people who are otherwise intelligent, desirable, and sexy often watch TV?  It makes me was to have the TV and bash them with it!  Those old TVs with the round glass tubes are best for this.  The best bashing ever was this.  My friend was tired of his wife watch so much TV, so we made a plan.  I got an old TV and removed the insides and cut a hole in the bottom.  All I left was the cord, remote control circuit, and on off switch with wires hanging.  If you pressed the remote it delivered power to the loose wires.   I brought it to his house.  Together we attacked his wife, stripped her naked, and then glued her back to the wall in the living room with crazy glue.  We glued her arms out to the sides and her legs apart.  Her feet were up off the floor, she was supported by the glue.  We used about 50 of those little tubes.  Then I put the TV over hear head so her face was "on TV". 

Maybe she would like to watch us too?  I said.  We undressed each other and I got on my knees and sucked him.  The I stood up. turned around and bent over low with my ass spread wide.  He fucked my ass deep, and came.  The I walked over to her and reached in  and found the wires.  I stuck one in each of her ears as deep as I could and then added some crazy glue to hold them there.  It works better if she is a little wet, I said, so we both spat on her face.  No, wetter, I said so we dragged a chair over for him to stand high and he pissed on her face abd head.  Good!

We sat on the sofa and I handed him the remote!  He pointed it at his wife's face and said Smile honey you're on TV!  He pressed ON -- ZZZAP!  Well her mouth and eyes flew open wider than I thought was possible and her head shook like it was in one of those machines that shakes cans of paint.  She was making a loud sound like I had never heard before, sort of GRGRGRGRGGAAAAAGRGRGRAAAAAAAA!!!.  He hit Off and it stopped.  She was kind of panting but seemed OK.  There was still a transformer there so the voltage was low and there would be no permanent injury, other than maybe a little brain damage.  She could take this level for hours, or even days.

Oh stud it was a comedy!  I loooove comedies!  Turn it back on!  So he did and we settled back laughing to watch.  We did the usual things couples do while they watch TV.  Ate popcorn.  He fingered me.  I blew him.  Several times.  But mostly we just laughed at her funny expressions and noises, and predicament.