Recently discovered archives tell us why the HULK was always in a rage, why he was so Angry.  Forget every story you were told by the TV producers, that was a cover up. The real truth will be told here, for the first time.

The hulk was a man like any other.  He thought with his dick.  He also thought the way to a woman's heart was to go caveman on her and just carry her off.  So he spent his time working out, becoming a body builder.  He was a very successful Body Builder, until someone convinced him that he could have an even better body through chemistry.  That's right boys and girls, the HULK turned to Performance Enhancing Drugs to reach his ultimate goals.  But these were not just any old drugs, these drugs were developed for NASA, to be used in deep space exploration.  These drugs had 2 severe side effects.  They turned your skin color GREEN and they affected the SIZE of your sex organs.  Every athlete who has ever taken PEDs knows that your dick shrinks.  IN the case of this super PED the HULK's dick basically disappeared.  So now you know why he was so fucking Angry.

Pardon me folks; this is the publisher and what you have just been told by Pat Anderson is a lie.

Tell them the truth, Pat or we will scrap the story.

Very well but it is going to make a lot of people very upset.

Yes, the truth hurts, but the truth will set you free.  get on with your story.

The producers always wanted the HULK to have a love interest, a girlfriend.  They searched far and wide to find a suitable Muscular GF but none had the right "look" for TV.  To make matters worse, when the HULK turned GREEN and his dick shrunk, no one ever thought they would find a GF for HULK. 

Someone came up with the idea to give one of the Muscle Girls the same PED that the HULK took. If she would turn green, and her pussy would shrink up as well, the HULK would finally be able to curb all that anger and hostility.  And, if this would have happened, this story would have had a happy ending. But, as in real life, shit happens.  After a few months the GF did indeed turn Green.  She was shunned by her family and friends, who called her mean names, like Alien Girl, or the Ho from Mars.  She was beginning to develop the same bad attitude that infected the Hulk.

But, as in real life, if things can go wrong, they will go wrong in the worst way possible.  The GF's pussy was in fact changing in size.  But it was not getting smaller, it was getting bigger.  It was becoming a gaping hole.  It was the "Grand Canyon" between her legs.   This situation was going from bad to worse.      

Now you know the truth about the Anger of the HULK.

PAT, LAST CHANCE, TELL THEM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

OK. With a lead in like that I'm just going to show you the evidence presented in the civil suit against the producers by the HULK and the HULK's GF.

The HULK is suing his producers for "alienation of affection" from his GF who refuses to fuck him any longer.  The problem is his dick isn't "any longer".

The GF is suing the producers for "alienation of affection" because her family has basically disowned her for becoming an alien.  Both the HULK and his GF were extremely happy with the multi million dollar settlement from the lawsuit.

So why is the HULK still so angry?

Because His GF has gone cavewoman on HIM and forces him to watch her as she fucks the biggest cocks she can find.  

This is why the HULK is so fucking angry!!