I'm straight.

Being bi would double my chances of getting a date, but I'm just not feeling it. I sometimes like watching other fat and/or small dick guys, so I can't claim 100% hetero purity, but the key word is watching. I'm not interested in doing anything. When it comes to doing, my desires only run towards women.

My orientation determines who I want to fuck, not who my friends are. I get along with everybody.

I'm flattered that anybody is getting off on my body. All positive messages, comments, and even dirty thoughts are welcome. I just want to "keep it real" with my gay/bi friends and avoid any hurt feelings. Sexual energy directed my way is certainly appreciated, but can't be reciprocated.