This evening I was watching television in my pajamas at about 7pm.  I had been home for a few hours and had been relaxing -- just before dinner, I came to ImageFap, perused some lovely pictures and masturbated.  Pretty standard.

My doorbell rang as I was watching a movie, and it was an attractive young lady canvassing for a local political group.  A lot of people like this show up at my door, and I'm always polite, so I said "hello".  She began to talk, but after only about 10 seconds, she abruptly said "Sorry, I bothered you" and quickly left.  I was puzzled.

 I closed the door and went back to my living room.  It was only then I realized that I had never buttoned my fly on my pajama bottoms from earlier and my penis was sticking out.

 I'm so sorry!