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Riffing on the idea that: "18-year-old girls are beer. Women over 40 are wine."
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(See: http://www.imagefap.com/blogcomments.php?topicid=48387)
An 18-year-old girl thinks every little variation is a major innovation. She doesn't realize that she's just dipping her toes into the water, while the woman over 40 is swimming in the deep end of pool.
An 18-year-old puts a latex sheath on her man in order to protect herself. A woman over 40 puts a latex sheet on her bed in order to protect the mattress.
An 18-year-old gets naked with someone else as the beginning of the final act of an entire evening of entertainment. A woman over 40 gets naked with someone else as the beginning of the opening act of an entire evening of entertainment.
An 18-year-old buys those little tubes of lube they sell at the grocery store. A woman over 40 orders quart-sized containers from a specialty shop in Zurich.
An 18-year-old's sex toys are battery-powered. A woman over 40's are UL listed, and require a 15-amp circuit.
An 18-year-old can think of three kinky things to do with a can of whipped cream. A woman over 40 can think of a dozen kinky things to do with a USB mouse. Plus another six if it has a scroll wheel.
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Posted on : Jun 3, 2013
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