Driving with Elaine today, something came up about our neighbor Colleen. Elaine started trash talking her, said "She is built like a brick shit-house." So I said, "A good wrestling partner, though." I was trying to make Elaine say something about being confident of winning a match or fight with Colleen. I think Elaine knows I want her to fight, but we can never talk about it directly. She made no reply. There was complete silence in the car. But then, about a minute later, Elaine starts trashing her again, saying, "I can't figure her out. She seems like such a hard bitch." So, I must have got her juices flowing somewhere. Maybe she's jealous that I'm even noticing Colleen.

Elaine thinks Colleen is a couple of inches taller than she is, but I will swear Elaine is taller by an inch or two. I must get them back to back sometime. Maybe one of them will "accidentally" elbow the other one in the kidney. That would start something. You guys with mature wives or milf fantasies would cream to see this fight -- and I want to be front-row center.