This story could be titled "Never feel cocky if you're NOT." Before an encounter with a laughing Asian prostitute I was hoisted by my own (rather short) petard in a public sauna at the tourist hotel at which I was staying in Korea.

When I came into the country, I felt rather proud of myself. At 5' 11" and 220 pounds I felt I was larger than 98% of the little black haired men I saw in the streets of Pusan. I enjoyed walking against a crowd of them and having them split apart like an icebreaker barreling through the Arctic floes. I started to feel pretty confident about myself based on my relative size.

In the states, I knew that I was considered an overweight and under endowed male. But I always heard that Asian guys had very small packages. I also heard that they had to have much smaller sized condoms to keep them on so I really thought if there was ever a chance for me to be the "big man on campus" - here it was!

The tourist hotel at which I was staying had a sauna on the third floor and since I was pretty sure that I was probably the only American in residence at the time, so I decided to risk something I'd never do in the USA - exposing myself in public!

It was around 6:00 PM when I sauntered down the hallway towards the sauna. I could hear the echoing talk of the denizens within. The deferential attendant gave me a key for a locker in the anteroom before the sauna's entrance. I smiled as he kept his eyes and head bowed before me. I removed my clothes and slipped the fluffy towel inside the locker around my waist. I then strode manfully into the sauna.

I made sure to linger at the doorway and cleared my throat. The reactions of the 15 or so Asian guys made me feel even more confident. A hush went over the room and several of them hurriedly covered their privates with either their hands or their towels. Some turned away and walked to the corners of the room so I didn't get a clear view of any of their cocks, but I thought "These guys must be really TINY! Good...."

I then walked to a bench and let the towel slip down to it as I crossed by arms over my head and leaned back against the warm wall. I also closed my eyes and spread my legs out in front of me exposing my "superior" American genitals to the awed little men.

About 5 minutes later my reverie began to fade as I heard some hissing comments and what seemed to be suppressed giggles or laughter. "Some uncommonly little fellow must've walked in while I was dozing" I thought to myself. The funny thing was, the voices of the Korean men seemed to be getting closer to me.

I was surprised at the temerity of them to approach the big, bad American. I cocked one eyelid open and saw 2 naked guys talking to each other about 3 feet away from me.  When one saw me looking he whispered to the other (who had his back turned to me) and laughed in a low manner.

The other gentleman turned slowly around. I couldn't help but let my eye wonder down his chest and abdomen in curiosity. When it picked up his pubic region I noticed that it covered in very dark, but wispy hair. I then opened my other eye and lowered my gaze further... I saw his rather thick cock dangling down over his scrotum!

It made me start a bit because I've always had a cock that kind of juts out over my balls (at around 1" it doesn't have enough length to dangle) and here was this 5'5" Asian guy packing at least 3 1/2" - 4" of soft cock meat. His friend came out from behind him and placed his hands on his hips just daring me to look at his crotch. I admit I had too - I was hoping that he was at least more in my league as a batsman. I was sadly disappointed because he also had a dangler (not as large as his friend's but still a good 2-3" longer than mine. I thought to myself "strike 2" but I was sure that there had to be some smaller Asian cocks in the room.

Besides these 2 guys were both uncut and I was sure some of the size was just excess skin. I decided to nonchalantly scan the room from my seated position. I also decided to pull my legs together a bit as I did so. The next couple of guys I saw were standing parallel to the end of the bench so I saw their profiles. They were about a foot apart, but both of their cocks hung down and they seemed to jiggle a bit as they spoke to each other. I saw one guy a few feet away with the smallest cock yet, but even his was at least an 1 1/2" longer and seemed so thick in comparison to mine.

I looked down at myself and noticed that my balls had drawn up like the sauna was cold. Even more mortifying, my cock seemed to be shriveling as my shame made it retract back even more into my pubic hair. It probably seemed like a tiny berry lying in a nest of grass to everyone else in the room.

One paunchy Korean guy decided to sit down right next to me. He sat with his legs apart and his cock dangled down even further than the first I saw. He made a big show of scratching his balls and making it flip back and forth over his hand.

I decided then that it was time for me to cover my "manhood" with the towel under my ass. I timidly pulled the loose ends over my thighs and put them over my rapidly shrinking genitals. It was like high school gym class all over again I thought to myself.

Then I heard a couple of loud talking guys approaching me from my left side. They both decided to take towels they had around their waists and sling them over their shoulders. Again, I couldn't help myself as my eyes traveled down their bellies towards their nether regions. I wished I had never yielded to the temptation to look because these guys had some SERIOUS meat slapping their thighs as they walked in front of me. They both saw the color drain from my face and laughed out loud at my shame. These guys could've given white or black porn stars a run for their money and they hesitated as they passed in front of me so that I could see the entire, veiny surface of their thick tubes of man meat.

It was too much for me. I let out a bit of a sob and tears welled in my eyes as I stood up to run from this sauna! Why did I put myself in this situation? Why didn't I keep myself away from this terrible place just like I do at home in the USA? I hadn't been in a public shower in over 10 years and when I use a restroom, I will not use a urinal if someone else is there. I got to my locker and just put on my underwear and ran to the elevator in front of the astonished attendant.

I heard several catcalls made behind me and I was sure that the tiny American must've been the topic of a lot of stories in the hotel after that. It was a crushing blow to my confidence and I regretted that I didn’t at least buy one of those "smaller" Asian condoms first before going to the sauna. When I tried it on, it had several inches of unused length and felt about as loose as the Trojans I get here in the USA. It would've probably saved me a lot of grief if I had experienced this before attempting to be the cock of the walk.