You: Have you see one so small before?

Stranger: no

You: Did you like?

Stranger: nononononononono

You: do you think you would feel it?

You: You are both very pretty :)

Stranger: are u fucking serious? & thanks

You: Does size matter to you?

Stranger: dead serious right now, do you get any action with that small dick??

You: erm, no

Stranger: aww sorry

Stranger:  try surgery ??