There were two Italian stonecutter brothers living together Gino and Angelo.

To save gas they went out and bought horses that they would keep out back of the house.

Over wine after dinner gino says:"Angelo, we a gotta think a a good way to tel de horses apart."

Alberto takes another swig from the Cianti, ponders and yells:" Gino!! I a got it!!!"

"we cuta offa da mane ona you horse! dat way we can tell da two apart!"

"Angelo, youza genious!"

So the cut the mane ofrom Gino's horse. That worked fine until the mane grew back.

"Angelo, wevea gotta find a more better way to tel the two horses apart."

After the other half of the night's chianti was consumed, Angelo blurted:

"Gino!!! why I'ma no tink about dis before!?, We cut offa da tail ona you horse, den we can tell dem apart."

"Angelo!, Youza so smart!!!"

Next day the brothers cut the tail on Gino's horse. For six months all went well until the tail grwe back.

"Angelo, Wea gotta tink of the most bestest way we cantell da two horses apart.I'manot wanna takea you horse anda make youmad somaday."

 This was a tough one, they oopened another bottle and drank some more.

"Gino" Angelo yells as he slaps his forhead. "I'ma so stupido!! Why I'ma no tink of dis before?"

"We measure da horses, dat way we cana always tell dem apart!"

Angelo, Angelo, youza so smart ia hate you sometimes. youza genious!"

So the next day they measured the horses.

The black horse was four hands taller than the white one.