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    Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
     
     
    SPERM SAUCE or anything to do with food, just as simple as adding a little sperm into your cooking and your food will turn out superb.


    But do you know what is the difference between sperm and semen? There's just a very fine line between both of them, Sperm are the male sex cells of any animal - humans included. Semen is the fluid ejaculated by male animals during sex. Semen contains millions of sperm cells as well as other enzymes and chemicals to help keep the sperm alive while they attempt to fertilize a female's egg cell.


    If you feel like cooking a simple meal for your spouse or anyone who is coming over for a quick meal, try these recipes out. Yummmy!.


    So, are you up for it? Give it a try now.. I am about to cook my tibutes friends!
    Let me share these exclusive recipes that I have discovered....
     
    1. SEMEN SALAD DRESSING
    This is great with any green/garden salad. After the men ejaculate on the salad, let the semen stand for fifteen minutes to melt, then add dressing. If you want the semen fresher, the men may orgasm into the vinegar of the salad dressing then wait only a minute for it to melt.

    Fresh Semen 1 ejaculation for each couple eating
    Balsamic Vinegar 1/4 cup
    Extra Virgin Olive Oil 1/4 cup
    Lemon Juice 2 tablespoons
    Parsley 2 tablespoons
    Basil 1 tablespoon
    Oregano a pinch
    Dried Crushed Red Peppers 1/4 teaspoon


    Add semen directly to salad and wait fifteen minutes or combine the semen and vinegar, letting stand while whisking the other ingredients. Add all together and shake vigorously. Pour evenly over salad.


    2. SEMEN ORANGE JUICE
    This is perhaps the easiest way to start your day right by getting your semen in the morning. Ejaculating into a glass just after shower leaves enough time for the semen to melt before I fill the glass with orange juice. If you don't let it melt, the cool juice will keep the jism stuck to the glass.

    Fresh Semen 1 ejaculation for each person drinking
    Orange juice 1 cup


    Allow the semen to melt, then add orange juice and enjoy right away.




    3. SEMEN VANILLA PUDDING

    It is best to use an instant pudding mix, so that you do not have to cook the semen.

    Fresh Semen 1 ejaculation for each couple eating
    Package of Instant Pudding 1
    Milk usually 2 cups


    Allow the semen to melt in the serving bowl. Add the milk and pudding mix and stir vigorously. Cool serving bowl in fridge, then serve at the table into smaller bowls.
     
      Posted on : Mar 23, 2013
     

     
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    The Ram
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    Comments: 6,714
    Commented on Apr 1, 2013
    Some years ago, I used to manage a cafe, and semen was a regular ingredient in some of the food I served. My milk shakes and smoothies were very popular, although the girls never realised quite what they were drinking.

    It was my habit to masturbate twice a night, and I would save my cum in a plastic container. The next day when a particularly attractive girl came into the cafe for a shake, she would get the secret ingredient. It was such a turn on watching her suck it all up through a straw. Many times I had to pop out to the toilet and wank off again thinking of her. Naturally, I always had the container with me too!! :)

    I would estimate that over the 3 years I worked there, more than 500 girls, (from teens to hot moms) drank my cum. Great fun. x
     
    cristiXart
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    Comments: 1,091
    Commented on Mar 23, 2013
    Great recipes!!! I'd love to add some of mine and share a semen-dinner with you.
     




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