History would have been more interesting if Paul Revere cried that, instead.

Anyway, good news! I finally got all that mess I wrote about earlier sorted out, and my "8 Inch All American Whopper Dong" (yes, that's really the name. Squeeee) is finally on it's way! Why is any of that good news for you? Because I wouldn't dream of not sharing some of the fun that dildo and I will be having with you! So if you've been waiting to really see my tight little ass stretched, the wait won't be for much longer!