Just a fun story that could have been made so much more fun, but, this was when I was younger, and even dumber.

Let me explain.

So, I joined a fraternity when I was in college. I didn't really believe in them, and I still don't, but, I was almost through with college, and I hadn't had much fun. Just class, lab, study, go back to my room and watch TV or something. Really boring stuff. So, I thought I'd join a fraternity. A friend of mine was in one, and a lot of the guys in it were quite nice, they weren't jocks, or anything. Just nerdy folk like myself. So, I joined, and I had fun. I had a party to go to almost every weekend, it was a nice relief from the stress. 

Anyway, we had our spring formal in New Orleans. I love New Orleans. It's an American city with actual culture, that's a novelty to someone who grew up in the midwest. I didn't bring a date or anything, but, I was of age to drink, so, I anticipated fun. Which we had plenty of. 

And, I had a quintessential New Orleans experience when we were making our way down Bourbon Street. A buddy of mine went into some bar to pee, and I waited on him. I started to text him after a while, because he seemed to be taking too long, and I wanted to make sure I didn't miss him as he left, or something. So, I'm texting, when I feel something hit me from behind. My knees buckled, and I caught myself so I didn't fall. I steadied myself, and looked around, trying to figure out what had happened.

I looked behind me, and this 6-foot or more lanky black tranny in a skimpy dress was trying to run away from me as fast as she could in six-inch or so high heels.  I just stared dumbfounded as she made her way past the entrance of a bar, got behind a podium with the bar's bouncer, then they both just looked at me. I looked at them for a bit, then checked out the bar. 

It was a strip bar for trannies. That's when I figured it out. I didn't say anything, I just thought, "Huh, that's weird." Right at that time, my buddy emerged from the bar. "All right! Let's go." 

We made our way to a nice dinner while I just thought about what had happened. All my fraternity brothers were there with their dates, except for me, with no date. Someone asked me what was on my mind. 

"I just got spanked on the ass by a big black tranny!" 

They didn't think it was as amusing as I did. 

Anyway, I should have left those guys to go convince that tranny to let me suck her cock. 

Ah, well. Hindsight is 20/20.