Just thought I'd add some stories of my sexual experiences.

 Actually, I'm not that experienced, I should probably admit. I've always been shy, never been one to pursue people. I've even been on dates I didn't realize were dates until someone told me.  Most romantic attempts I've made have failed miserably, so I didn't attempt them that often. Like, I'd take a girlfriend out into a nice wooded area to have a romantic picnic, and she'd twist her ankle while we're being eaten alive by mosquitos, that sort of thing. 

 But, I've had interesting experiences, too, that I'd like to share. I've spent a lot of time on the internet, reading other brave people's interesting or weird experiences, so I feel obligated to share. 

Where to begin... As I mentioned in my profile, I have a Filipina girlfriend, and she's a transgendered woman. We met online, and we talked and talked, but the funny thing about our relationship is we can talk all we want; when I actually flew over to the Philippines and met her, reality set in, and cultural divides became apparent. Over the internet, we would exchange sexy banter, and it seemed like I was going to fly over there and dominate her in every way, but really, it turned out to be the opposite.

It took me a while to figure out the reason, but it really came down to how different our cultures are. Here, I was raised to ask for someone to do something nicely (especially something as intimate as putting penises in mouths.) There, they tell each other what to do, like a command. So, here I am in the Philippines, and, basically, she's telling me to suck her cock two or three or five times a day. Just, "Baby, suck me." Then, I'm waiting for her to ask to suck my cock, and, I eventually figured out, it wasn't going to happen. Two years went by, when I finally got it through my thick head to ask, "Um, sweetie... Do you not like to suck cock?" Whereupon she replied, "No, I thought you don't like."Simply because I didn't ask or tell her to do it.

 So, it hit me:  I went for two years without a blowjob because I was too polite. 

 But, I can't complain. She's wonderful, a totally nice person, her friends and family are great, and she loves sex!

 Which brings me to my next story...

 I also mentioned in my profile that I'm into piss and scat porn. Now, I haven't really experienced piss and scat sex, I've been too afraid to mention it. It's another one of those fantasies where the reality is starkly different from the fantasy. But, I'm just waiting for the right moment to bring up the topic. It's one thing to smile at her while watching her pee, it's another to ask her to put it in my mouth, in my mind. 

But, I have to say I've eaten her shit already, and either she didn't know it, or didn't mention it. 

And, here's how that happened...

I come from a family with a lot of smart people in it. Doctors, scientists. So, during my upbringing, I would hear stories about a woman giving birth and her uterus prolapsing and having to be pushed back inside her. And I'd hear this during dinner. So, I'm fairly familiar with all the nitty gritty aspects of the human bodies. That being said, when I resolved to stick my tongue up my girlfriends ass, I was realistic about it. I wasn't expecting, after she said, "Baby, lick my ass," that it would be a one-time thing. I was bound and determined to be good at it, which, I assumed, would lead into the next time we got freaky, wherein I would hear, "Baby, lick my ass." Which means, I'm going to lick her ass almost every day. 

I expected to encounter shit. I was amazed when it didn't really happen. I ate her ass deep dozens of times and didn't have a single problem.  I mean, when she'd have me eat her ass, and I go down there, and see a little bit of brown, I'd have her clean up a little bit, but that was it. 

Until one day. 

I'm doing the usual, fucking her with my tongue, bobbing my head around, sucking on the rim of her anus, enjoying her squeals, really going at it, until my tongue starts to hurt. You know, that little flange of flesh on the underside that connects the tongue to the jaw, it would start to tear. And, that takes a week to heal, and hurts. So, I decided it was time to stop, and go back to sucking her cock, or something. Out comes my tongue. 

And, a big streak of saliva runs out of her. It's solid dark brown. 

Now, I didn't taste or smell anything, before, during, or after, even then. But, I inferred. 

I just got a tissue, wiped her up, and went about my business. I didn't tell her anything. 

I didn't check to see if my tongue was brown, but, I knew that I'd ingested it. 

And, I've eaten her ass a hundred times, and that's only happened once! 

But, still, I suppose someday she'll shit in my mouth. Curious to think how I'll handle it. And, how she'll handle it. 

She's peed on me once, but that was while she was asleep after we got really drunk, so I don't count that. It wasn't very sexy. 

More later!

All My Love