When I was younger, I had a big inhibition about my ass. I didn’t like being seen naked from behind. The very idea of someone seeing my asshole made me cringe.

    I took my first wife the France on our honeymoon and in the middle of it fell sick, waking one morning with a temperature and a headache. The hotel directed Nikki, my wife, to the nearest chemist where they recommended a typically French remedy.

    I was still in bed, of course, when she got back.

    ‘They gave me something they said would work immediately, honey,’ she said. ‘The bad news is it’s a suppository.’

    Nikki knew nothing about my asshole hang up but she wasn’t surprised when I yelled ‘they gave you what ?’

    She cut everything short by getting angry.

    ‘You think I went out there for you first thing in the morning and then I’m going to let you be childish,’ she snapped back.

    She gave me a shove as a sign to turn on my front and I knew I had to give in.

    A moment later, I was lying naked on the bed with my bare ass stuck up in the air.

    ‘You need to help me here,’ she said, still snappy.

     She directed me to reach behind and pull my buttocks apart, exposing my anus. Her finger felt round the rim while I moaned (with embarrassment) then she tried to push the suppository inside me.

    Well, the damn thing wouldn’t go in because my asshole was too dry and my sphincter was resisting the intrusion.

    ‘We need some lubrication here,’ she announced, laughing now and really enjoying herself while I buried my face in the sheet.

    She got some baby oil and then got it inside me smoothly, celebrating her achievement with a sharp slap on my right buttock.

    ‘Hey, you should see yourself,’ she laughed.

    ‘I can fucking see myself,’ I said. ‘Now it’s your turn.’

    ‘Wait a minute,’ she protested, ‘I’m not ill.’

    ‘You don’t have to be ill and I already feel better,’ I told her. She saw the point.