When a cheerleader stops fucking the team, the players don't feel motivated, and they begin loosing games. Now, everyone in the whole fucking school is demoralized just because of a few stuck up cheerleaders.  Well at DFN Academy we have a solution for cheerleaders who don't put out.  We call it the STUDENT COURT.  The Student Court is the final arbitor of justice at DFN Academy.  There is no appeal to their decision.  These 2 have been found guilty of behaviour unbecomming a cheerleader. They face a potential death sentence, scheduled for halftime at next weeks football game. The rules are simple, at halftime they will be taken out to the field in the home team endzone, under the goal post.  They will be noosed and pulled up on their tip toes. The team will retire to the locker room for their half time meeting.  The school band will start the halftime show. When the band starts playing "na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" the ex-cheerleaders will be hoisted up off the ground and will start to hang. When the second half kickoff takes place, they will be dropped back to earth. Any friends they still have may attend to them, but it will cost the home team a time out.   

So today is game day and it's halftime. The 2 girls have been on tip toes for almost 10 minutes. The band has played the fight song and the alma mater.  Now it's time to say goodbye!

NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA,

HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE!!

THE SONG REPEATS UNTIL THE KICKOFF WHEN OUR 2 CHEERLEADERS ARE DROPPED BACK TO EARTH.  THEY REMAIN MOTIONLESS UNTIL 4:30 INTO THE SECOND HALF WHEN A TIME OUT IS CALLED BY THE HOME TEAM. SEVERAL OF THEIR FRIENDS RUSH TO THEM WITH THE TEAM DOCTOR.  AFTER A FLURRY OF ACTIVITY IN THE ENDZONE THE WORD GOES OUT TO BRING IN THE CART. NEITHER HAS SURVIVED, BUT THEY DID PUT ON A REALLY GOOD SHOW.  THE ANNOUNCEMENT GOES OUT OVER THE PA SYSTEM AND THE CROWD RESPONDS WITH THE WAVE.