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This is just flow of consciousness so a bit rought... It's a dialogue at a laundromat.
her> So what do you do to relax?
me> I do my laundry.
her> That doesn't sound very manly!
me> You asked me what I did to relax, not be manly.
her> But, shouldn't you be clubbing, or drinking beer or playing sports?
me> Why?
her> I thought that's what guys do to relax?
me> Some guys, not me.
her> Why not?
me> It's boring.
her> More boring than laundry?
me> Usually.
her> Your weird.
me> Probably.
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her> You think your weird yourself?
me> I don't know or care anymore.
her> Why not?
me> I'd rather just be me.
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her> You ARE weird, but so confident.
me> What makes me confident?
her> You don't seem defensive when I called you weird, my last boyfriend would have had a shit-fit.
me> Maybe you should try different guys.
her> I try to find the normal ones.
me> Maybe you should try the ones that don't seem normal.
her> That's a great plan, all I need is a stalker.
me> I get the sense you might enjoy being stalked.
her> Absolutely not! Well yeah a little, if he was cute
me> Interesting.
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her> You think that's weird?
me> Probably.
her> You're so easy to talk to.
me> Thanks, your interesting.
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her> What do you mean by interesting?
me> I like the way you dress.
her> Why?
me> It's exciting.
her> It's nothing - I just,....
me> It's refreshing.
her> Really? You like that?
me> Yes.
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her> OK if you're not sure if you're weird, what do you consider weird?
me> Going clubbing every Saturday night to try and pick up women.
her> Why do you think that's weird?
me> Have you ever had a good conversation in a club?
her> No... the musics too loud
me> Right.
her> So you like having a conversation with girls?
me> Yes.
her> I'm talking too much, I don't even known you.
me> Worried I might stalk you?
her> No.
me> Why not?
her> Because you'd rather do the laundry.
me> Not necessarily.
her> Oh god, you're a tease
me> Of course I am
her> Oh shit that was his car
me> Whose car?
her> My ex who keeps harrassing me, he's going to be waiting for me in the parking lot.
me> I can walk you to your car if you want.
her> Really, that would be swell.
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leaving the laudromat walking to her car...
ex> Sharon, you didn't answer my calls
her> We're done Rick
ex> Not if I have any... who the hell is this, your new screw?
me> Hello.
ex> What?
me> Hello.
ex> I'm trying to have a word with my girlfriend here, butt out.
me> She isn't your girlfriend anymore. She's my girlfriend.
ex> What? I'd have known, I've been watching her place and I've never seen you.
me> What makes you think you'd see me?
ex> Sharon, who is this jerk, this is some kind of joke?
me> Can I talk to you for two secs.
ex> What?
me> Just guy to guy.
ex> I don't want to talk to you, I want to talk to Sharon.
me. Just two secs, man to man.
ex> OK but make it quick
me> Get in the car Sharon.
ex> So what the fuck is your deal you asshole?
me> Sharons got cancer.
ex> What?
me> Sharons got inoperable cancer, so if you care about her, I think it would be great for you to look after her, she's going to be very sick and need constant care. She probably won't live 3 months.
ex> What the.
me> She really needs a strong man to be with her, and care for her as she gets sick.
ex> I can't handle that
me> That's disappointing, will you at least say goodbye in a nice way to her?
ex> Uh.... no, I think it's better if I leave, it's over between us anyway.
me> That's a pity.
ex> I have to go now.
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drives off
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Opening the passenger side door, getting inside Sharons car.
her> What the hell did you say to him? He looked pale and drove off looking scared?
me> I told him you have cancer.
her> You WHAT?
me> I told him you have inoperable cancer.
her> What the...
me> It was the fastest way to get rid of him, you did want to get rid of him right?
her> Well yes, but jesus!
me> I did ask him to look afteryou through the chemo.
her> Oh my god, you're terrible
me> Probably.
her> I can't believe you said that.
me> It worked.
her> I don't have cancer.
me> Good.
her> What a rat-bastard he is - just rushing off like that.
her> And the shit he said to me about loving me forever and being together forever.
me> I guess he didn't mean it really.
her> and you said you were my new boyfriend!
me> I did.
her> You're crazy!
me> Probably.
her> Where do you live?
me> The apartment across the street from you.
her> What?
me> The apartment across the street from you.
her> Were you stalking me at the laundromat?
me> No, it's the closest laundromat.
her> Do you really want to be my boyfriend?
me> Yes, I like you.
her> I can't believe you said that to him, would you act like that if I had cancer?
me> No, I wouldn't.
her> What are you doing tonight?
me> I'm going to take my girlfriend out to dinner.
her> What? You have two girlfriends?!?
me> No, you.
her> Oh... OK.... I COULD eat....
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me> and then we can have some crazy sex, if she wants it too.
her> WHAT?
me> Just a thought.
her> Oh my god, you're so blunt.
me> People say that.
her> Then what?
me> We can have lots of sex until we run out of sheets.
her> Why does you saying that make me so hot?
me> ...and then I can go to the laundromat and do the laundry while you have a long bath.
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