So  let's try this 1 more time..... most writers,  even the few successful ones,  rarely get read the first time out.   Yes I know,  a big fat zero be the count of those who read  my  'Blog #1'. 

I wonder if the sheer size of my blog  may have scared potential readers away ? The short attention span of  modern man,  women too (isn't it great being equal ? ) has been well proven.  Would you even consider starting to read anything you'd most likely forget, before even finishing it  ?? 

No worries however,  I too can be trained.   If no one reads my pearls, then less I will spread.  After all, surly there is no point in casting pearls before swine,,,,, just oink if you agree.   This then,  'Blog #2', will get after it......watch as I 'cut to the chase',  'trim the fat',  'Tippee Canoe, & Tyler too'....

I am a most curious fellow and being such a guy,  on top of being twisted, I recently found myself  browsing the members  list.   I know that you know,,,, everyone knows,  the term  'browsing',  while sounding 'grazing' like,  casual even,,,,masks a much more driven, yes twisted no doubt as well,,,,,,, activity.   The purpose,  the reason 'why' we browse,  graze,  member lists;  site directories;  freakin' phone books...???  Porn, perv pleasures,  just as our  'Living Dead' zombie heroes --Need more Brains,  we must have, need IS the correct word,  more porn.  WE must have more, and better shit too,  endlessly we twisted seek, fulfillment in the goo......

Anyway, while I'm doing what comes naturally,  grazing our memeber list,  looking for fresh 'talent'.   I  did become  annoyed.  !st. no biggie, but soon annoyed wouldn't work.  I be pissed now,  you bet.  Why, you ask ?  What  was or is, so absolutely unbearable,  about our member list ?

Glad you asked that.   Recall my comments on the short attention span of modern man ??  WHAT ?   Duhhhh,  of course you don't.    Need more brains,  clearly not only a zombie plea;  but  we seek porn.  I browze looking  for babes,  my need for fresh talent must be fed.  And so it did seem, initially, that all was good.  I was in the  'All You Can Eat'  buffet of porn paradise......

 No, damn it, again and so quickly you forget,  I pissed not pleased,  not in paradise,  not even purgatory,  but perv porno hell the members list had  become for me. 

A horrible tease our member list be.  Profile after profile,  each one with a yummy,  make me cummy (admit it, hot profile pics excite you ) bountiful babe.   Tall ones, short ones, fat or thin, snappin' snatches; poon tang  heaven each profile pic, and not avatar,,,,duhhhh,  says 'open me'.  Open each profile yes, I must.  Instinctivly  I do,  I have no choice,  no man does.  Our instinct tells us, LOUDLY,  this babe may be the ONE.  Many men 'know', each and every, any,  all,   women they see as hot, are ONE.   The ONE,  every ONE,  ALL ONES,   must have,  they need  'MORE BRAINS'.   Oh fuck the brains shit,  babes don't need brains,,,,  they have only ONE need,,,, babes all must have,  a Truth of life ,  babes NEED COCK,  MY COCK.   MUST HAVE JOE COCK is their mantra.  The babes, my 'talent';  live only for 1 purpose---WORSHIP JOE COCK ,  obviously  their creed.  All men are born knowing this Truth.  There is no need for logic,  who cares what some thinking brain theorizes ?  If there's ONE thing I'm certain of,  ONE guarantee in life.... I KNOW,  ONE & ALL,  women have been waiting their entire lives,  to worship my cock,  only my cock too.  Well at least until I say, ' fuck the bitch' and  throw her away.

Joe you say,  WTF,  tell us already,,,,,WHAT was/is,  it that you pissed  about, exactly ??????  

I'm pissed,  shit I thought you'd know.  What made me so pissed  must do the same to each of you.  It's the old  'bait and switch'  car dealer scam,  but x's 10.   Nearly every  bodacious ta ta,  every gushing gash, all those camel toes,,,,,,,oh the humanity........It's all a lie,  ONE big mfing lie.  Cock is all I find.  The member list, nearly every,   profile be of other men.  Men posing as women, way hot, smokin' even,  women.   The profiles, all bearing my babes,  when opened reveal not them, not the girls  on the covers.   Inside it's cock after cock, many of which,  clearly in no way,  could they possibly be,  God's Gift to Women.   There's just no way; but that's another story, aye ??

I am pissed off because this makes no sense.   I don't get it.   Why does nearly every guy cover his profile with yummy babe pics.   Now don't tell me it's your girlfriend,,,,I've seen 'her', and unwittingly, I've seen your 'tool' too.  Trust me on this, I KNOW the hottie on the cover pic, easily,  does way better than you.   No these are pics  selected to do one thing and only one thing---that being exactly what they did do-----made me look,  made me see your cock.   Is that gay or what ??   If anybody  can explain this shit,   please do......   Why would any guy use a pic of anything or anyone,  other than himself ???  I'f he worried be recognizied by his boss,  sorry that won't work.   There's  always your 'Lethal Weapon'  pic.   You know pics of your 'Holy Grail'.  Photos of that which you know,  God has given you,  the gift of  your  COCK,  the ONE.  Surly it should be the pic of your pride and joy; your 'baby', the Monster',  the 'Tamer of the Shrew'  , which graces ( well he thinks so lol ) the cover of your profile.

This all really is nuts.   Yea I know, today 3 of 4 women under 25 are bi; but gee dimwits,  any woman looking FOR a woman, be at least as pissed as me, when sees your willy nilly.  I hope you don't possibly think,  the power of your penis conquers and converts all women who view,  do you ???  Think on it fool----there's a reason all these babes be bi in the 1st place.   They likely numb or maybe even grossed out just like me.  In any case,  thin the argument be,  that upon seeing your pride and joy,  bi they can no longer remain,  haha hehe oh yeaaa  

Could it be a case of  ' The Spartan Syndrome'  ??  You know how that 1 goes---you've  seen lame ass 100% CG film 5 or 10 x's too many, and have become convinced you a Spartan be.  With me  or actuallly ALL MEN,  no longer a simple 'babe' magnet' your cock be,  needing YOUR COCK  also  ??  Over and over,  I stroke my cock,  mmmmm    that always feels sooo good.  Sorry, where was I ??   Why not a pic  of Brad Pitt, or Johnny the Wad,  even  the  'What, Me Worry'  kid,  Alfred E --now that's kewl lol .  Anything but pics of  these  damn fine  babes----look what you went and did---you pissed me off.  I was forced to call you all on your weak and so toy, petty's too good even to use,  bull shit.  

I do however, owe you all some thanks,  yes I insist, and it's true.  Because of this garbage, and my desire to make love, not to be pissed......I am forced to change my behavior,  my style,  my Way of the Joe.   Ladies I'm sorry,  but no longer can or will I,  search endless hours,  for your so sweet poon,  your fragrant honey  I can no longer cyber sniff for.  Trust me ladies,  it  has nothing to do with you.  I'm just way burnt on pic after pic of this cock or that.  You know how much it hurts  to see all sooooo many profile covers,  your beautiful sweet yummy fine selves, only to wind up gagging mere seconds later because some damn cock inside has switched places with you ???  

So Joe's search has ended.   Ladies it's now all up to you.  Because of these silly men, no boys fits their dimness best,  you will now have to find me for yourselves.   I will and always have,  dear girls, made it easy for you to find me.    Please Joe say it ain't so ???  oh what are we drop dead gorgeous babes to do  ???  Calm down now girls,  finding me will be way much easier than it was.  Yes it is totally true...... now all you need do to find your ONE,  the  ME, JOE is look for my image.  The image of JOE, is unique.   I grace the cover of my own profile.   Because I do have so much self respect (better yet, I earned it too),  my profile cover is simply a pic of ME.  Yes you can see 'more' of me once you have allowed me to enter,,,,,,wait I mean once you have entered me ,,,,,, wait that's not it either,,,,,,, wtf,,,, oh you know, nm  k  ??   All in all,,,,it's all good---- if you do not see me,  then go on to the next pic,  maybe you'll be lucky ---wink wink, it has been known to happen.

Guys, as even the dimmest of bulbs can see,  I owe thanks to you all.  You have by the lamest of ways,  pretty much annointed me,  'The Joe',   # 1 man, numero uno.  Thank you so very much ,,,,,,haha hehe

Adios, vaya con Dios

Joe