Here’s my dilemma. It will sound familiar to you. I’m frustrated because I can’t talk to Elaine, the woman I live with, about my fight fantasies, some of which admittedly involve her. She’s strong and athletic and super-competitive, but she doesn’t want to hear about fighting. In recent years, I’ve been paying attention to our neighbor who lives across the road, and I’m primed to get a good slapping catfight going between them, except that there is no way to get it done. My neighbor Colleen is a tough bitch, with a teenage daughter who’s also grown into a tough bitch.

 Colleen is about 45 years old, really short, say 4’11” and thick as a Brick you-know-what-House. My wife is 5'1" with pretty firm D cup breasts, broad shoulders and pretty arms and legs. She has thickened up some, too, because of her age; I guess she is five or six years older than Colleen. Both these women go around in the summer in shorts and sleeveless tops or, better yet, t-shirts.

My wife has a quick, hot temper, particularly after she’s had a few glasses of wine, and I'm sure Colleen’s the same way. I hear she's had some real fights with her daughter. I get turned on by the idea of Elaine and Colleen getting into it. Colleen’s husband works out of town a lot. I’ve thought of proposing the match to him, but I can’t be sure of his feelings. I can only imagine him fantasizing his Colleen fighting my woman. What to do???