hey, what's up!

 i had a talk with my friend andy the other day and it was about SEX. so now i hopefully have your attention.

i've been in a long-distance relationship now for some time, feels like years, probably just weeks. i lost track of time. with sex it's like: when you don't have it, you don't miss it, you think you do, but you actually have no idea how much worse it could be when you started getting some. so my girlfriend kinda took my lesbian virginity and for all you mormon-kids out there that say oral and fingerbanging can't do that, shush. she showed me sex, we had sex, lots of it. BANG! long-distance! my libido is dying and with it, it's taking down my sanity.

 the other day i was going for coffee near campus. i ordered and the most adorable coffee-lady asked me a question. my mind was blank, i saw her face and her red, full lips and in my head it was just... 

PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE.

 you know, humans aren't made for sexual-abstinence, something the catholics should think about. too sarcastic? still true. this morning the girl next to me asked me for a pencil-sharpener. somehow i ended up letting my mind slip into her banging the living hell out of me before i could repeat a stuttering "s-ssure. h-here!"

it's bad.

i'm going mental.