Another weekend, another night of drinking, and another chick banged. So let's do a recap of Saturday night.

As usual I start the night pre-gaming at my friends place, who lives very close to the town centre, and thus is the ideal place to leave my car at while I get drunk. After finding out that no-one else was going out, I decided to roll solo.

So I make the fifteen minute walk, in freezing cold weather wearing a t-shirt and jeans, I get into town, hit up a bar and have a few shots (tequila is great.) 

Wind up hitting on a black chick, while texting my friend various messages about "jungle fever" and whatnot.

anyway, I'm dancing and making out with this girl, who while on the dace floor, sticks her hand down my pants and feels up my penis, she then smiles and says something about how big my dick is and how she just wants me to fuck her... So we leave pretty soon after that and go back to mine.

now the sex was pretty damn good, I was able to get into my favorite position, me on top with her legs over my shoulders, and I just went hard.

Thing about being in missionary with her legs over my shoulders is that it's a great angle that makes thrusting in easier and alows me to go deeper. I was going soft and slow at first but then got it up to a point that I was nearly out of her before i rammed my dick back in, at on point I was literally bouncing up and down on my bed, from the speed and strength of my thrusts.

 Now I had had quite a bit to drink so I lasted a fairly long fucking time before I came, and from the sounds she was making and the dampness of my bed, she enjoyed herself too, not that I cared nor asked.

The next morning though was fucking horrible, that quote:

"I don't pay prostitutes for sex, I pay them to leave after I'm done."

So. Fucking. True.

This chick would not leave, first it was 'let's have a morning quickie', which I was tottaly up for, then it was 'let's have sex in the shower' NO, having sex in the shower is shit, any lubrication gets washed away, dangerous and not in a good way, and you constantly get water in your eyes. We ended up having a shower any way, thankfully without sex. she then wanted a cigerette so outside we went where she spent her time looking around my house, finally though she was up for leaving, I wasn't even mad at giving her a lift, if it would get her out.

and thus ended my weekend.

 to summerise:

Jungle fever

Shower sex is shit

complimenting my dick makes me happy