Well this be my first venture into the  Land of the Blog, lol.  I love this site,  but alas,  I do see here the same situation  exists as at all too many other sites. 

It's all about 'teens'.  What is it about teens ?  Well it's about this lame ass desire to call 18 year olds --teens.  Duhhhhh, it just isn't so.  Kids, stop being kids somewhere around 11 or 12. Maybe 10 even is the line, who knows.... However teens stop being 'teens' when they turn 18.  That's a well established  'Line of Demarcation', rule of the game, and just plain common sense. 

So what is it with this 18, 19, hell maybe even 20 still being teen years ?  I'm about positive that if surveyed, all those 18 and above would NOT,  consider themselves  teenagers.  Don't ya think so,  of course they don't,,,,lol.  Think back to when you turned 18.  Wouldn't you have been way pissed off if anybody even tried saying or calling you a 'teen'  ?

Ok, so let's get down to  basics, the nitty gritty. We all know why all these  'fun' sites call those 18 and older 'teens'.  They do so because many guys, and quite a few girls also,,,,love teens.  Thanks however, to good old Uncle Sam, no one under 18 can be legaly placed or posed in those lovely nude pics we all do so love.  So these totally hypocritical sites, for obvious commercial gain,  just went right ahead and had their cake and ate it too.  They unilaterally just changed the damn rules.  Porn merchants are not stupid, they know no one seeks out 18 and above sites to visit to get their jollies.

Think how way lame it would be to name your hot new site, all slick  and web designed up the yahoo or is that wahoo, lol (?) " Only 18 Will Do", or  maybe  "18 and Over Only,,,Please".  Gee I'm not one hand typing from those NOT enticing or erotic names, are you, ?  Just think of all the revenue your site would not make, as in 'lose' if you oh so boldly market your site as  " We Be Legal, Cum and See".  First stop on my list surly that site would not be,,,,haha  hehe.

Now I'm more than happy to admit, I love teens,  teenage girls to be specific or accurate, if you will, pleaseeee.  I'm more than slightly aggrevated, when in search of my favorite 'fun', I'm continuously mislead, misdirected, and suckered into all these sites which are chock full of 18's.  Worse even are those sites which make no attempt to at least find females who look like they're under 18.

Putting a gals' hair up in pigtails, and having her hold or better, licking, a lollipop----does not make her a teen.  We like,,, I like, teens because they are not 18, duhhhh. We all know there's a huge physical difference, facialy, and certainly in body form or build, between those lovely girls who ARE 18, and those 'oh so yummy' ones who are not.  To me it's that precise distinction which does get or make me wanna, even need to, type that old fashioned one handed way, aye  ???  I'm beginning to think  this mislabeling of teen and 18 is some sort of government plot.  A conspiracy, no doubt, to piss off us lovers of all that be teen, so much so that we voluntarily, give up.  Don't you just love being forced to be good, especialy by those who know 'best' ??  This constant, continuous, insidious,  'sheep herding'  that's going on throughout our society, will inevitably lead to us all becoming 'baaa' like human sheep.

That is not the 'American Way'. Our country is all about the right to be YOU, a distinct individual, not just another sheep  in the herd. I'm totally amazed, and also disgusted, that we are bombarded with so much tripe about each of us being such unique individuals.  While in fact almost everything we are told, from political correctness, to believing teens be 18, is nothing more than brainwashing. Very very sophisticated  and  from all I see, incredibly effective brainwashing.  The film series, 'The Matrix' was supposed to be sci fi.  Some future society, far off and no way a society that we would let happen.  None of those of us who saw 'The Matrix' flics said, damn that's  hot, sign me right up---

JACK ME IN, lol.  We all know it's called Jack Me Off, right ?

However, except for the actual 'jacking', having some conduit  jammed in the back of our necks, we sure are being, 'jacked',,,,,,,,off.  When I wanna jack off, I know exactly what to do, don't you,,,?  Well for me one of my fav ways to enjoy MY self is,,,,,,,,you guessed it....finding a whole big bunch, page clicking joyously, eye popping, and ,,,one handed typing,,,,mess of Lolitas, teens,  but not any of those 'adult',  over 18's.

Well I hope you enjoyed this first blogging attempt of mine. This satirical glimpse, into the twisted mind of Joe---The Hedonistman...

Thanks for reading, and do give some thought to this more than Trivial Pursuit,,,,,,,,vaya con dios.