Ever since I was a young boy, I have been obsessed with stroking my cock and cumming. Even before I knew what was happening I remember sticking my little penis into a sucking vacuum cleaner and thinking that I just liked the way it vibrated my tiny dick. The I figured it out and I've gone through phases since. At first it was just the normal wacking off to found porn.The first swerve from the norm was finding out I liked jacking off with the possibility of getting caught. I would wait until my parent were out and then slip into the backyard naked, sometimes even venturing out to the suburban street to stroke it. I remember even jacking off in the backseat behind my parents during a load noisy car trip where they thought their little boy was asleep.

But that was just the excitement of getting caught doing something sexual. My masturbation took on a whole new life when I tried my own cum. Especially pre-cum, which I love the taste of to this day. It happened because of another kink. I had read that piss was safe to drink and that fascinated me, so one day I got in the empty tube and began pissing on myself while I stroked off. Then I tasted the piss. Then I threw my legs over my head and pissed in my mouth until it was full. I remember the decision to swallow a mouth full of piss. I survived that and with some continued stroking I filled my mouth to the brim with my own cum and swallowed that. And lived. After that it became an obsession to eat my own cum after I came. 

I continued sampling my piss though and it became my next obsession. I was sneaking glasses into the bathroom to fill with piss to smell and sip on while I rubbed my cock. I would look at any porn I could get my hands on imagining these women were pissing on me. And if pissing were this good, I wonder what fingering my ass would be like? Next thing you know I had bought a small dildo and was routinely vibrating my ass away. I took this all in stride and thought, what was the deal with pain and orgasms? Why would people hurt themselves for sex? So I got naked and tried paper clips on my nipples. A teeny amount of pain, but plenty at the time. And it felt great when I came. Now I not only had an orgasm in my groin area, but I was getting a great sensation in my nipples as I exploded my junk. I graduated from paper clips to improvised clamps as time went on. I have put my poor nips through the ringer. So now I had the elaborate possibilities of drinking my piss, in public, with a dildo up my ass and nipple clamps on my chest as I collected my cum and ate it. 

I went through a scat phase as that seemed the next logical step and there was months of smelling my own shit in the fantasy of a woman using me as a human toilet. Damn messy, but erotic at the time. As you can see this was all getting out of hand (or not, actually). While this was happening I was leading a very successful sex life with many gorgeous woman thanks to being in bands. But I never brought those kinks in into the bed with them. I was scared they wouldn't understand why it got me off. The one exception to that was I always masturbated in front of them at some point during our session. 

Through out all this was another great masturbation fantasy of sucking another guy off and eating his cum and getting royally fucked in the ass.

Okay, enough blogging, I've got to go wack off.