Is there any Cool way to introduce myself being an admitted dork? Dorks are on top of the fap situation. Drinking and dreaming is all that we dorks do. Yeah, how poetic that sounds. Let's face it. I love ass and pussy.

I want to see some ass and pussy so real bad.

I had some real pussy once. I was so excited and I squirted before I actually got in but it was fun for me. She complained about the mess I made. I said I was sorry and let her borrow my hanky.