It was back in the mid-80's, and the underground 'zine scene, where folks shared their weirdness with others, (before the internet made it easier) was booming. Factsheet Five would review whatever folks sent 'em, suggest a price, if none was given, and provide ordering info., which led to new contacts with mutual interests. My first offering was a joke, for a fictional organization called "Onan-Anon", that touted masturbation as a method for coping with the stresses & strains of life. FF gave it a nice review, and I had to make a few copies, and convince some folks that there was no such organization. In my zine Paranois Free Press, I wrote an article about "lesbian makers", based on the theory that if a girl gets into enough bad relationships with men, she becomes more open to being treated like a woman deserves. More often than not, lesbians are more into women than "heterosexual" men, and are more into giving, rather than receiving, pleasure.

One day I got a letter from Hollywood, written by an 18 year old girl who was involved in a lesbian relationship, and had never been with a man. She wasn't sure she was a lesbian, and was curious what it was like with a man and the dildo of flesh attached to it, and wanted me to tell her how men see sex. She asked for my phone #, and of course, I sent it. A couple of weeks go by, and she calls. We get talking, and next thing we know we're both breathing heavy & making wet & nasty noises, resulting in mutual release, but not 'til after she had released a few of her own. I warned her that I was an oddity, and that most men in the real world assume their partners cum, and couldn't be bothered to work at making it happen, and certainly wouldn't place priority on her pleasure. It's a crying shame. A little over a hundred years ago heterosexual women without lovers went to the doctor for "hysterical release", an accepted procedure for a woman's well-being, until it was officially declared to be a sexual experience...which left it back to the boyfriends & husbands who weren't getting it done in the first place.