So Sunday my girlfriend and I are sitting around watching porn and the scene was Carmen Moore getting fucked by an attractive guy with a little dick.  He fucked her like a jack rabbit and the scene didn't do anything for me.  My girl however preferred that scene over the previous scene where Christian fucks Tiffany Star. 

Now I understand why she would rather look at this guy than Christian.  That guy is so ugly yet he gets to fuck every hot pornstar there is.  It doesn't make sense.  Anyway my girlfriend liked seeing the guy pound Carmen Moore so hard and fast with his little dick.  I thought it was funny to watch but it got her horny. 

Then she says to me, "I'll never know what it's like to take a small dick now."  I reply, "What the fuck are you talking about?  You're telling me all the men you've been with had big dicks?  How the hell is that even possible?  Do you have big dick radar?"  She says, "Well I was with a guy once who was 6 1/2 so that was small."  I said, "That's not even small, it's average."  She said she knows then I asked her what about when you were young.  She tells me when she was a kid even the older boys she was fucking had big dicks and then went into some lengthy details of those experiences.  To that I facetiously replied, "Now that I've heard your childhood sex stories I'm really turned on.  Let's go fuck."  We did.  It was better than any porno scene we watched that day.