As the title says, I'm bored.  What follows is simply a line of thought.  moreso for myself than anyone else, I suppose.  maybe I'll post it, I'm not even sure yet, haha

     So yeah, I'm bored, though of course, I can't JUST be bored either, I'm also slightly horny or maybe it's kinky?  Though that may have something to do with the phallic-like object I have shoved up my ass...  or maybe it was the other way around?  Either way, I wonder if this is exactly normal?  I doubt it.  Do normal people shove stuff up their ass when they're bored?  And why would this be one of the first things to pop into my head to combat the boredom?  What does that say about me?  (don't answer...  or do?) 

     Which brings me to comment on a normal, every-day saying, "what's up his/her ass?"  I've always wondered why this saying came about or if something shoved up someone's ass long enough will cause irritability.  Or MAYBE the world we live in is actually much much more kinky than I realise, and it's a very common thing for people to have things shoved up their asses...  If that isn't the case though, it just seems like an unusually kinky saying for a predominantly vanilla world.  Actually, I've always found it funny when people go off spouting "fuck you" "we're fucked" "get out of the fucking car and pump the fucking gas" when 99.9% of the time, there's no fucking involved.  Maybe it's just me who thinks of these things.  

     I just posted this blog, and already my mind has thought of more to say.  oh the horror!  What struck me in a moment of epiphany was simply that...  having something shoved up your ass does not simply combat boredom.  For I still am impaled, and I still am plagued by this boredom.  Clearly it will take some stronger measures.  maybe I'll proceed to fuck myself real good and take pictures of my gaping ass for all the other sick freaks on here to um, enjoy?

     ...  ...  I just said all that?  maybe I am the freak who is messed up in the head.  'that' part of me must be taking over.  perhaps it will free me from my boredom?  If I just hand myself over to the filthy disgusting desires that are so delicious and intoxicating at the same time?  what the hey, I might as well.  I can always come back and edit this blog post when I regain sanity, right?  ...  ..

      So come one come all, humiliate this filthy fat lump of flesh.  Tell me what a pig I am and treat me as such.  Tell me what to do to further degrade and humiliate myself.  I think I'll start by giving myself a fuck as I mentioned above...

     I can regain sanity, right?