A little fantasy of an interchange between a mother and her son.

Mikey, there is something I want to talk to you about, have you started thinking about girls? How often? Do you ever dream about them?... Now tell me, do you ever think about boys? Don't worry, I won't think badly of you if you do... actually the opposite.   

Mother: This is a secret I am to tell you, just between a mother and her special son.

Mother: Girls are very nice in they're own way aren't they?

Son: Yes

Mother: Did you know that there are boys who like boys? They kiss and everything!

Son: ...

Mother: It is more than understandable. I really like boys, they I hope you agree they are nice, aren't they?

Son: ... Oh.. yes, I really um like them sometimes..

Mother: Some of these boys even prefer boys over girls! Did you know that?

Son: ...no...

Mother: It is much better that way, girls can really be annoying sometimes. Did you know that mommy would really like it if you liked boys better than girls... You do like boys better, don't you?

Son: Oh... yes, I do...

Mother: I want you to imagine being held and kissed by a big sexy muscular boy. Its soo much better than kissing a girl. It makes you feel nice doesn't it?

Son: Yes.

Mother: In fact, it is a secret amongst us women and mother, that in fact most boys don't like girls at all. Its easy to understand, why would you want a girl when you can have a boy? Only they are sexy! Even mommy doesn't like girls at all, gross! Mommy would be really upset if her special little son liked girls, you don't do you? 

Son: Oh no! Of course not! 

Mother: Oh! I'm soo happy! Thats my little man! *hugs* Now lets watch Dirty Dancing. Patrick Swazy is such a dreamboat! I wan't you to think him and other boys and imagine being held by them and making out. Also imagine how annoying the girls are. When you imagine these things, I want you to tell me, it will be so much fun!