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BACK TO SCHOOL - PHOTOS INCLUDED
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Hello Students,
My name is Pat Anderson. I am the School Executrix here at DFN Academy. I will be your guide for this Freshman Orientation. First let me introduce you to your Student Court for an opening statement.
"Welcome back students.
We are the Student Court.
Many of you will eventually
be brought before us for
Violations of the Student
Manual or for failing your
classes. When convicted
you will be sentenced to
death. There is no appeal.
The time to appeal is before
you are sent to Student
Court. Make every effort to
convince your teachers that
you will do anything to
improve your grades. Many
times a few tutoring lessons
will be enough to erase that
failing grade. Good Luck !!"
During the summer you were sent copies of the Student Manual. You all know what the rules are. Unfortunately, some of your classmates have chosen to violate those rules during the first 2 weeks of class.
During "Move In" week we arrested 10 students for traffic and parking violations. All of the "moving violations" were resolved with the arresting officer who cancelled the ticket with the notation "Offender has agreed to review the moving violation section of the traffic code. The code was explained to the offender in the back of the Violation Van followed by an oral exam.
There were 3 parking violators who were sent to the Student Court. Following are the pics that their sentences have been carried out according to school policy.
Ok then. You probably thought the school was just joking when they told you about the Student Court. Well it's NO JOKE. You girls know that without an education the only job you can get is in the State Brothels. Being here is a Privilege that is costing your parents more than an arm and a leg. Two arms and two legs to be specific. That's right girls, one of your sisters was recycled to make room for you to attend this school.
The next report comes from the Dean of Admissions Office. Each year the admissions office verifies the credentials of every new freshman. Each year some sluts use false credentials to get into school. They should have reported to the brothels as required by law. Now they will be hanged. After all, what good is a slut who can't follow simple directions?
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Posted on : Apr 25, 2012
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