I got a friend to buy me 2 buttplugs last night.  One of them is awesome, it inflates iside your butt when you squeeze a bulb. I think thats gonna be my favrite, cuz the other one is wayyy to goddamn big. I almost didnt get it in me, and when i did i screamed a little when it popped it, it fucking hurt!  I had to keep it there a while until it stopped hurting, cuz i was scared to move. I'm a dumbsht, cuz I had to take it back out, and it hurt just as much pushing it out as it did forcing it inside me.

Later on last night i went outside to smoke, and put the inflatable buttplug in me, and played with it outside on the back porch. It's so cool...ad it feels really nice.  If anyone hasn't tried them, do it!  I'm gonna fuck dad with it in me n see how that goes