So I went to up to Sydney for the weekend, you know to drink and hang out with friends. After we had gotten drunk, we decided it would be a good idea to go into town and try to pick-up some chicks.

 Well after hitting up some bars and such, my frinds decided to call it a night, at like 1am. (Early, Right?)

I decided to stay out longer and ended up talking to an older woman, she was like in her late 30's to early 40's or so and reasonably attractive.

 So I start chatting her up we make out a bit and then, after a few drinks, decide to go back to her's, 'cos I've only got my friends couch, so we're back at her place and the whole time she's saying stuff like, "oh this is so bad, your so young...ect."

(Pro tip: kiss chicks to make them shut up) 

 My favorite was when she said she felt like she was molesting me... still not the weirdest thing a girls said to me before sex.

The sex wasn't all that great, I mean sex is awesome but all this woman wanted to do was missionary, i love sex but there are so many better positions than misionary, she didn't even like me putting her legs over my shoulders, which is my favorite way to do missionary, also no blowjobs, or hand jobs...but still fucked her four times.

And banged a cougar. :D