So I awoke this morning, climbed out of bed and accidentally stepped on the dog first thing. Amidst groggy apologies to the dog I stepped into the hall and forgot I had left the drapes open, so I had my retinas burnt out by death rays from the sun and in my hurry to escape I walked right into a closed bathroom door. If anyone has had a clumsier start to the day I would love to hear it.

Regardless though, the problem with the pics was the flash. I was greeted by a noticeably pink cock once I got into the bathroom and my eyes recovered, so the flash drained a bit of color out of it. Might add some new ones today without using the flash. I have a small post-it pad here that would provide scale and a contrasting background to the dark pink.

Some interesting facts about my sleeping habits:

* I sleep naked.

* I often dream when I sleep.

* The best dreams I have are nightmares.

* I have trouble sleeping at least three times a week.

* I only sleep 4-6 hours a day.