I finally have imagefap verification! It only took what, three weeks? .. Whatever.

 

 So I am hungover right now and really don't know what to write about. Last night I was at a club talking to some girls, met a really stuck up, vacuous looking bimbo with zero personality, zero brains and what looked like zero pride (from what she was wearing). So, obviously, she's my type! She was pretty I guess.. but she was a fake platinum blonde [i.e stupid cunt] with tiny flat tits [no money, no self esteem] with a dress that barely covered her ass [desperate for the wrong kind of attention] sitting at the bar waiting for somebody else to buy her a drink [totally asking for it].

 

 

perfect...

   

   

 Unfortunately she immediately made it clear to me she wasn't into "dykes", which despite what you might think, made me even happier. Got to admit I have a major thing for "straight girls", or as I like to call them "useless cumdumpsters". So instead of coming on to her directly I tried a different play, asked her if she worked out - what gym she went to etc. Turns out she's an aspiring model (aren't they fucking all?) and she's looking for a gym. Of course I pitch mine, offer her free sessions etc - suddenly, soo unexpectedly, she's chatting to me like we're BFFs. 

 

 That's almost my favourite part, where I can tell this bitch is trying to manipulate me, doing whatever she can to get what she wants - lying through her teeth and pretending she's actually interested in me. The feeling I get letting her think I'm so impressed with her, watching her think she's got me in the palm of her hand.. it's almost worth the drinks I paid for alone. Of course I start to come onto her again and I get to watch her squirm and look around the room hoping nobody is seeing what we're doing, or one of her friends will show up so I don't keep "innocently" touching her thigh or arm. She's so straight I feel her skin shudder when I touch her, but we've been talking about my gym for awhile now and the potential for having a free gym (and knowing she got it because she's just that good at manipulating people) is too much for her to turn down.

 

 She moves my hand away from her in a carefree way, gives me knowing looks and says "oh you stop it". She steps away from me or pulls her body to distance herself from me. I make it as clear as I can to everyone around us that she's mine. It makes her blush in shame. She's sickened by the idea of a woman touching her.. fucking her.

 

 But, and this is the best part, there's only one thing I need to say for her to forget all of that. One switch to flick to turn her into some horny, stupid, brainless bimbo. I just ask, "wanna dance?".

 

 Suddenly she's the centre of attention. Men watch us dance together. This is acceptable to her, this doesn't freak her out. I can grind against her, put my hands all over her body.. but to her it's "just dancing". She's dancing like a cheap whore as men watch and eye-rape her, but because it's "just dancing" it's no big deal. It's not like she's screaming aloud to everyone that she's a nice piece of abusable fuckmeat... right?

 

 Well ... we danced the night away and eventually we were both flirting with men and enjoying our free drinks. But let's just say I have ways of getting what I want from teasing whores like her... What? I can't help it if sluts like her can't afford gym membership?....

 

  

 I forgot how fun being single was.