My idea of Sexual Heaven is relatively speaking, kinky.  I love electro play, enema, though NOT scat. I have had one (disaterous) gay expereience during a 3some arrangement. And one very long-term "gay" encounter with boys around my own age as a child.  Circle jerking (giving one-another a HJ) (About from 7yrs old to 11 yrs old) The adult (3some) experience was a farse. She was the original Mrs Vanilla. Small sagging tits, a pussy bush only a lawnmower could trim. She'd never heard of anal sex, believed only gay men practiced it. So DP was not an option. He was bi, as he put it, he was a taker, not a giver. The reason why the (married) couple were into group sex was that she was very ill, and needed all the cock she could get while the going was good.I was their 1st victim appartently. I found it very, very clinical. Like ok, bye, see you on Monday afternoon.