Once in a while, Nikki would get attached to one of her many lovers, and actually enter into a long term relationships.  During one of these periods, she and her boyfriend wanted to have a party at her place.  Nikki called me and asked me to help her shop for supplies for the party.  When I arrived at the party supply store, Nikki was there with a friend.  That was the first time I met Patricia.  At first, she didn't make much of an impression except for the fact that I found her to be a little annoying.  Her appearance gave me the impression that she was in the middle of a move or perhaps home repairs.  I noticed her face first since she wore glasses.  She had straight neck length jet black hair parted down the middle.  She had a pretty face, and I like the fact that I couldn't quite place her ethnicity.  There was something pan Asian and exotic about her face, and I wouldn't have paid any attention if it wasn't for the fact that she wore glasses.  

At the store, it became quickly apparent that she wasn't expecting me to be there, and she took on a very possesive attitude towards Nikki.  She went out of her way to exclude me and all my suggestions.  At the time, I was a smoker, so after all my suggestions were rejected, I excused myself and went outside to smoke a cigarette.  About 10 minutes later, I decided to start another cigarette, and Patrica came out.  

"She's paying now.  That took a long time."  She said while looking for her car keys in her purse.  She looked up at me and noticed I was smoking.

"That's very bad for you, young man.  Worst thing possible."

Still annoyed by her in store attitude I answered her:  "I know.  But if I quit this, I'll go right back to sucking cock."

"That was crass."  She replied.

I only chuckled to myself delighting in the fact that I actually annoyed her right back.  I instantly felt like maybe I went a little too far, so I decided to make some friendly talk.  I asked about what she did for a living, and she told me she was an engineer who worked for the city.  I became interested and asked her more about her job.  "I'm a total math nerd, so I decided it would be the right thing to make money off my nerdom."  I asked her how she met Nikki, and she explained that they were neighbors.  She had moved down about 6 months ago, and got a place 2 blocks away from Nikki's.

Just then, Nikki came out with a shopping cart full of cups, paper plates napkins, and paper table cloths.  We helped Nikki load stuff into Patricia's car and then said our goodbyes and parted ways.  I didn't give Patricia another thought for the rest of the day.  It was a nice Saturday so I went about my business all day long until it was time for the party.

Being that Nikki was in a relationship, there was little chance that the party would turn into an orgy or anything of the sort.  Also, since it was an impromptu affair, it would probably be intimate and boring.  That being the case, I made alternate plans.  I would drop by the party to show my face, and then bolt after about 40 minutes (unless I saw an earlier opportunity to escape).  Once I got there, I was surprised to see that many people at Nikki's house.  It wasn't quite the intimate and boring affair I had imagined, but I still had thoughts about leaving after 40 minutes.  After I said hello to everyone, I made my way to where the drinks were.  I decided to make myself a cocktail, and suddenly I heard a familiar voice greet me.  I turned around to see it was Patricia who was now looking absolutely stunning.  She wore a red tube top dress that went halfway down her thighs, and a pair of very high heel stiletto pumps.  I looked her up from head to toe.  The dress not only revealed her legs, but also how beautiful her hips and her waist were.  Her ass was nice and round, and the skin on her shoulders and her legs looked beautiful and tanned.  I wanted her.  She actually looked glad to see me again and had a very inviting air about her.

We made small talk, and sat down with a group of people.  As the drinks flowed, the talk got loose and people started volunteering information about their sex lives.  Surprisingly, Patricia offered up the most information.  She proclaimed that she couldn't understand how she hadn't gotten laid in so long:  "I'm totally easy when I drink, and I drink all the time!"  Everyone laughed.  She also started talking about her fondness for streaking, sex toys, and porn.  

"in particular, I have to admit a weakness for blow job porn.  I could watch a good blow job collection all day long."  She said.

"Really?"  I asked.

"Seriously.  I love blow job porn.  I just discovered a new site which is dedicated to blow jobs."

"I don't know that many women who enjoy porn, let alone get interested in one particular genre and get attached to it".  I informed her.

The loose talk continued and before I knew it, an hour and a half had passed by.  I found Patricia to be such an interesting person, that I got completely distracted imagining this girl masturbating in front of her computer watching blow jobs.  I love perverted smart nerds more than anything else in this world.  Suddenly in the middle of someone else's conversation, she turned to me and asked:

"Are you intimidated by sex toys?"

"I don't understand your question.  What do you mean intimidated?"  I asked.

"Like, I have a huge collection of dildoes and vibrators.  If you were to come to my place and I showed them to you, would you think I was crazy?  Would you get intimidated by a girl who likes fucking herself with sex toys?"

"Not at all."  I swallowed hard, and could feel my pulse quickening.  "Why do you ask?"

"Because, I was seeing this one guy, not too long ago, and things were going at a very slow pace, but I thought he was interested in me.  Then I invited him to my place after the third date thinking I'd give it up.  He came into my bedroom, and I forgot that I had left my sex toy collection out.  I usually keep it in a plastic container under my bed, but I had not expected that the date would result in us going back to my place, so I had left them out, and I think it freaked him out."

I asked, "What did he do?  How did he react?"

"He just sort of shut down.  His body language changed.  I felt some serious judgement vibes from him.  Nobody got laid that night"  She continued, "Two days later, I brought some food over to his place, and he gave me this lame excuse that he didn't wanna eat because he was on a diet!  What kind of guy refuses food from a chick?  After that, I could tell that he just wasn't interested so I stopped contacting him."

"That totally sucks."  I said to her.  "But to answer your question:  No, I'm not intimidated by sex toys.  As a matter of fact, I don't mind including them while having sex."

She smiled at me and said "Well, that's good to know."

I looked at her and said "Now I'm curious as to what these toys look like based on your choice of the word 'intimidate'."

"Wanna come over and see?"  She asked.

"I'd love to.  Right now, as a matter of fact." 

  We left without saying good bye to anyone, and walked to her house.  On the way there, it was my turn to explain how I knew Nikki.  I told her that I had known Nikki since college and that we were very old friends.

We got to her place, and I looked around.  There was little furniture, she had a very minimal sensibility which I would have been impressioned with if I had not set foot into her bedroom.  I waited in the living room until I heard her telling me to come in to her bedroom.  I walked in and saw her on her knees opening a plastic container.  The container was full of an assortment of  dildos, vibrators and plugs.  It was a very impressive collection.  She had black and white dildos of varying lengths and circumferences, glass plugs and dildos, she had pocket rockets, and a few expensive vibrating dildos.  While examining the dildos, she stared at me looking for some type of reaction.  I only looked at the collection, trying to suppress the thoughts of this beautiful perverted nerd violating herself with these devices.  While looking, I found a rubber green dildo with a rubber sucker at the base. This particular dildo was unusual because it had a very slight and natural curve.  It was a very veiny replica of a penis, but I had never seen one like it before.  

I held up the dildo and asked "What's up with this one?  This is very different!"

She suddenly looked uncomfortable, and she blushed.  She then reached and snatched it out of my hands.  She got up to put it away in a hurry in one of her drawers.  She then quickly came back to sit down.  

I was perplexed, "What's up with that?  Why did you hide it?"

She avoided the question "Don't worry about that."

"I wanna know what's up with that dildo, and why you're so protective of it."  I insisted.

She looked around the room with a guilty look and finally broke her silence "That's one of my ex boyfriends from a very long time ago.  He let me make a cast of his cock and I made it into a dildo because I liked it so much.  I'm glad I did because he was a total jerk, but I stayed inthe relationship a lot longer than I should have because I loved his cock."  She stared at me, and continued, "Do you think I'm weird?"

I stared into her eyes, brought my face close to hers and said "I think it's wonderful."

She then leaned over and put her arms around me and kissed me.  Her tongue tasted sweet in my mouth.  We both got up and she pressed herself up against me.  I put both my hands on her waist while hungrily kissing her mouth, and slowly I ran my right hand down to grab her ass and I was not disapointed.  Her passion was so palpable, that I was beginning to feel my cock slowly stiffening rising to the occassion.  From the back, I raised her dress above her ass and grabbed it with both hands.  She was wearing a g string and I was almost surprised to feel the skin on her naked ass cheeks.  She suddenly jumped and wrapped her legs around my waist and I had up against the wall while holding her up by her ass.  We continued to kiss and I stretched my fingers on my right had to reach for her pussy.  I could feel that she was already wet.  Her pussy felt smooth and I couldn't wait to kiss it and lick it like I was kissing her right now.  I then put her down, turned her around and unzipped her dress.  It was so tight, that I could already imagine what she looked like underneath, but I wanted to see the real thing.  I got her naked, and allowed her to take her shoes off.  I spanked her beautiful brown ass, and then said to her:

"I want to see your ex boyfriend again."

She went for the drawer and took out the dildo.  I ordered her to lick the sucker at the base and she complied.  I took it from her and walked over to a big mirror she had leaning up agains a wall and stuck the curved veiny custom dildo to the mirror.  

"I want to see you give head to your ex boyfriend.  We're gonna have a three way right now."  I told her.  She then made her way to the mirror, got on her knees and began to lick the dildo's balls and the underneath area of the shaft.  I was completely hard, but still fully clothed.  Once she took the dildo into her mouth, I pulled my cock out and started stroking myself while watching her suck.  She tried to take it down a few times, but choked and while pulling herself away from the dildo, she left saliva traces which would detach from the dildo's wet surface and land on her small breasts.  I walked over and got closer.  I put my cock near her face.

"Now, give us both head."  I told her.

She started licking my shaft slowly working her way up to the head of my penis, at which point she finally put my cock in her mouth.  She was fantastic.  It made me crazy that she continued to stroke the dildo while she sucked my cock.  She then started going back and forth between me and her dildo.  She then grabbed both cocks and gave them a comparative look.  She looked at me and said:

"I think you might be bigger.  Hmmm, I'm not sure."

She continued to suck me off, and started to deepthroat me which made her gag and spit out drool all over my cock and my pants.

"Your boyfriend and I are going to use you now.  Get on all fours and keep sucking that cock" I said.

She got on all fours and started sucking the dildo again.  I made my way behind her and parted her g string away from her ass crack, and started to lick her pussy from behind.  That's when I noticed, that like Deena, she had bald pussy lips, but she had a wild bush of black hair above her vagina.  I could see it from behind and it turned me on.  I spanked her while she gave head to the dildo, and then I put my face in her ass so I could lick her pussy.  I could hear her moaning while sucking the dildo.  I put my finger in her pussy while I spanked her ass.  I couldn't take any more, and so I got up and slowly put my cock into her warm, soft and moist pussy.  She stopped sucking for a few seconds while I pounded her from behind.  She would occassionally look back at me and then paid attention to the dildo with her mouth.  She looked so good with a cock in her mouth and her pussy getting stuffed by my cock.  

"Fuck!  I'm fucking coming!"  She screamed, and she climaxed on my cock.  She pushed me out with her pussy and she collapsed on her back.  I took this opportunity to get a full taste of her fucked pussy.  I slowly licked the length of her slit and then started to make out with her cunt hole, sticking my tongue in and out while sucking around her pussy.  She tasted amazing.  I sucked the froth that formed after fucking her, and would spit it back onto the little bush above her pussy.  

"Now, it's my turn to fuck your mouth.  No I wanna see you get fucked by your ex boyfriend's cock."  I moved over to the mirror and took the dildo off the mirror and gave it to her.  

"Play with yourself while I get undressed."  I began to take all of my clothes off, and she began slapping the dildo on her pussy.  I waited for her to put the dildo inside herself before giving her mouth my cock.  She moaned, and then I put my cock in her mouth and started using her.  She looked so good and now she was completely over the edge with her ex lover inside her and my cock fucking her mouth.  I wanted to hear her scream, so  reached for one of the small pocket rockets.

"Now, hold this up to your clit.  I'm gonna fuck you with the dildo while you suck my cock."  I said.

I then began to slam the dildo into her pussy, while she mashed the little vibrator against her clit.  She was licking the head of my penis while moaning and occassionally she would take the whole thing into her mouth, at which point she would scream.  The vibrations would go down the shaft of my dick and down to my testicles.  She was writing on her back while I fucked her with her ex boyfriend's replica.  I could see wetness forming at the base of the dildo, and I began to fuck her faster.  She shook with another powerful orgasm.  I waited a few seconds and then I got on top of her and began to drill her furiously.  I grabbed her wrists and pushed them towards the floor above her head like I was holding her down.  I kissed her neck while I slammed my cock into her pussy, and slowly, I began to kiss and lick her armpits.  This sent her into a moaning fit as I kept fucking her.  I suked on her nipples, I kissed her all over as I felt her pussy welling up again like she was about to cum.  She screamed signifiying yet another powerful orgasm.  I pulled my cock out of her sopping wet pussy.

"I think we're making your boyfriend jealous."  I said.  "Get on all fours again, put your head down and stick your ass straight up in the air".  She complied and I moved to lick her asshole.  At first she backed away with a quick reflex, but then she settled down and let me tongue her asshole.  I then got on my knees again, and entered her from behind.  By now, her pussy was a total mess, and it felt so good to be inside her.  I reached for the discarded boyfriend and since I had spied a few glass buttplugs in her collection, I assumed that she wouldn't mind getting penetrated in her ass.  I stopped fucking her for a few seconds while I eased the dildo in her asshole while my cock was still in her pussy.  The pressure I felt up against the wall of her pussy was simply amazing.  I could hear her moaning and wimpering while I stuck the dildo deeper in her ass.  I turned the dildo around and could feel the curve going downward.  The weirdest feeling was when I started pushing the dildo in and out of her ass and could feel it touching my penis through the wall of her pussy.  I had never participated in a male/male/female threeway before, so this was a new feeling.  She was extatic.  I could see the reflection of her face on the mirror, and it drove me crazy to see her bite her lip and unconsciously drool from also having her mouth open for so long.  I could also see her eyes rolling into the back of her head.  I kept pumping while fucking her ass with the dildo.  Suddenly she let out a scream and as I pulled out of her pussy, she forced the dildo out of her ass and a stream of urine shot out.  I felt warmth as the piss landed accross my thighs.  I loved it.  At first she was embarrassed, but I assured her that I didn't care.  I grabbed a towel, and then cleaned the floor and then myself.  After I was finished, I threw her against the bed, and fucked her again while she was on her back.  In the middle of it I pulled out and began to fuck her left armpit.  I simply wanted to rub my cock all over her and make her smell like my sex.  She loved the fact that I was completely using her, and then I was back in her pussy again.

"I want you to cum.  Please cum for me.  I want to see it spurt out of your cock.  Use my pussy like you did my mouth and my armpit.  Use me and fucking come all over me!"

What she didn't know is how hard I was trying to hold back the whole time I was fucking her.  I was doing everything possible to hold back until the very last minute, and now I had my cue.

I told her "I want you to finish me with your mouth.  Make me cum with your mouth, you hot fucking nerd." 

"Do it.  Fuck my mouth again."

I picked her up and she dropped to her knees.  I put my cock in her mouth, and she began to suck me off very rapidly and very loudly.  It was the wet noises her mouth was making along with her moaning which sent me into an extatic fit of orgasm, and I pulled out of her mouth leaving just the beginning of a cum torrent in her mouth and finishing all over her face and her chest. 

I collapsed on the bed.  And after she cleaned herself she landed on top of me.  We discussed going back to the party, but opted to stay in and fuck some more.  We fucked in every room in her house just for the hell of it.  We ended up becoming regular fuck buddies for a long time.  The hottest was when she would show up to my house with her portable lover in her purse.  I didn't mind at all, and that's what she liked about me.  

"You were so right.  You're not intimidated by my toys.  I thought for sure, you would freak out when I told you about my ex boyfriend's cock replica."  She once told me.

The whole thing lasted for a few months, and we must have fucked a thousand times during that period.  Unfortunately, it all had to end when she received an irresistible job offer in another state.  We still keep in touch, and I always think about this sexy perverted nerd who kept a replica of her ex boyfriend's cock with her.